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Started by r.man, December 18, 2015, 09:40:17 AM

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r.man

This is a real game, as real as cow poker, and not just made up for Poston.  Players substitute " goat " for one of the words in a book, song or movie title. The Hemingway classic " The old man and the sea " can become " The old goat and the sea " or " The old man and the goat " depending on your humour.
Life is too short or my list is too long, not sure which. Dec 2014

Texas Ranger

"Silence of the Goats", well that ain't gonna happen.   ;D
The Ranger, home of Texas Forestry

Raider Bill

"Goat" It's what's for dinner!
The First 70 years of childhood is always the hardest.

Roxie

Mutiny on the Goat
The Goat of Wrath
Goat in the Rye
Bless the Goats and the Children

Someone, please stop me!   :D :D
Say when

dukndog

"Goat on a Hot Tin Roof"
Goats! Goats! Goats! starring Elvis Poston!
WM LT-15G25 w/PwrFeed, Mahindra 3510, Husky 385xp, Stihl MS261 and a wife who supports my hobby!!

muggs

I love the smell of goat in the morning. Smells like..........goat

Jeff

Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from  (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Christmas to you"
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Magicman

Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

sandhills

 :D :D :D Good one Jeff
The Goat, The witch, and the wardrobe
Me, myself, and my goat

OffGrid973

Surely you can't be "a goat"....I am "a goat" and don't call me Shirley!


GOATS, we don't need no stink'n goats :)
Your Fellow Woodworker,
- Off Grid

Roxie

and by author Larry McMurtry

Lonesome Goat
Dead Goats Walk
Goats of Laredo
Comanche Goat

Say when

r.man

Roxy it's addictive. There can be themes, authors, eras. A goat too far, Goat on the river Kwai.
Life is too short or my list is too long, not sure which. Dec 2014

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Y'all are a bunch of sick people! I am so offended I may protest and picket the home page.  :D :D :D :D :D
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

 And my favorite movie is:

                             "COOL HOOF GOAT"

                           I'm shaking that bush boss..........shaking that bush.
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

samandothers


mad murdock

You all "goated" me into it;
  Goat Wars
Revenge of the Goat
The Goat Awakens
The Goat Strikes Back
Return of the Goat

  Moby Goat?
Somebody stop me!! ;)
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Jeff

Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

terrifictimbersllc

DJ Hoover, Terrific Timbers LLC,  Mystic CT Woodmizer Million Board Foot Club member. 2019 LT70 Super Wide 55 Yanmar,  LogRite fetching arch, WM BMS250 sharpener/BMT250 setter.  2001 F350 7.3L PSD 6 spd manual ZF 4x4 Crew Cab Long Bed

POSTON WIDEHEAD

The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Quote from: Jeff on December 18, 2015, 10:39:36 AM
Goatnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
And folks dressed up like Eskimos

Everybody knows a Goat and some
Mistletoe help to make the season bright
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight

They know that Goats's on his way
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies
On his sleigh
And every mother's
Child is gonna spy to see if
goats really know how to fly

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from  (<<<Kids<<< Get it? ;) (
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
"Merry Goat Night to you"

This is hilarious. :D :D :D
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Hilltop366

For the Eastwood fans,

The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat


coxy

Rudolf the red nose goat

r.man

For Teriffictimbers and George Burns fans,
Oh, Goat
Oh, Goat! Book ll
Oh, Goat! You Devil
Life is too short or my list is too long, not sure which. Dec 2014

kensfarm

This could take all day.. 

Magnum Goat - "Do you feel lucky..  well do you Goat"  opps..that's from Dirty Goat
Goat Wars - "Use the Goat Luke"
Goat Finger
Field of Goats
Dancing w/ Goats
GoatGuard - the movie.. not the deodorant!   ;D
Forrest Goat - "Run Goat.. Run!" 




coxy

run goat run  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) your killing me  :)

coxy

it was the goat before Christmas

Brian_Weekley

Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:

Goat (In space, no one can hear you scream)
Goats
Goat 3
Progoatheus
Goat vs. Predator
Goats vs. Predator:  Requiem
Cowboys vs. Goats
The Day the Goat Stood Still
Flash Goaton
2001:  A Goat Odyssey
Goat Runner
E.G.  The Extra Goatestrial
Star Trek II:  The Wrath of Goat
Planet of the Goats
The Goatian
e aho laula

Peter Drouin

Goat Man  super-smiley smiley_airfreshener
A&P saw Mill LLC.
45' of Wood Mizer, cutting since 1987.
License NH softwood grader.

Roxie

Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 19, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:


E.G.  The Extra Goatestrial


You deserve some kind of "Extra" credit for that one.   :D
Say when

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Quote from: Roxie on December 19, 2015, 02:31:56 PM
Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 19, 2015, 08:21:37 AM
Larry, his brother Goat, and his other brother Goat wanted me to list some of their favorite Sci-Fi classics:


E.G.  The Extra Goatestrial


You deserve some kind of "Extra" credit for that one.   :D

smiley_mad_crazy

The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Kbeitz

Collector and builder of many things.
Love machine shop work
and Wood work shop work
And now a saw mill work

landscraper

If you guys keep it up we are going to have to bring in some ...

"Goatbusters", or worse yet "The Goathunter".

And if that doesn't work we will send you to Goataholics Anonymous and get you on a 12 Goat Plan.

Because you've taken it too far, all the way "From here to Goaternity".  A goat here and there is ok, but "101 Goats" or "Goats on a Plane" is excessive.   I know that some of you are just "feeling your (g)oats" and "The Call of the Goats", but let's keep it reasonable. This is turning into "The Bad News Goats".  If this doesn't settle down you're going to see a "Raging Goat" or maybe...."To Kill a Goat".


I guess it's ok, after all "All Goats go to Heaven".  Even "A Goat called Wanda".  And thus ends this tale "Of Goats and Men", which might more aptly be titled "Goat People".
Firewood is energy independence on a personal scale.

Ianab

"The Goat's must be Crazy"
Weekend warrior, Peterson JP test pilot, Dolmar 7900 and Stihl MS310 saws and  the usual collection of power tools :)

tree-farmer

I'm thinking this has GOAT to far.  :D

Love the offeat humor on this site.
Old doesn't bother me, its the ugly that's a real bummer.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

sandhills

My nanny always said I was pretty goatabul but I'm not falling for this.

SawyerBrown

Quote from: Hilltop366 on December 18, 2015, 08:12:41 PM
For the Eastwood fans,

The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat

Love Eastwood, but you forgot:

The Goat Josie Wales
The Goats of Madison County
Million Dollar Goat
The Goat, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Ei-goat Sanction
Pete Brown, Saw It There LLC.  Wood-mizer LT35HDG25, Farmall 'M', 16' trailer.  Custom sawing only (at this time).  Long-time woodworker ... short-time sawyer!

r.man

Other options are,
The Outlaw Josie Goat,
The Bridges of Goat County,
Million Goat Baby,
The Good, The Bad and The Goat,
The Eiger Goat.
Life is too short or my list is too long, not sure which. Dec 2014

Brucer

Bruce    LT40HDG28 bandsaw
"Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers."

landscraper

The posts are getting fewer and farther in between. 

What's the matter.....

Goat got your tongue?

Or you just think it's finally gone to the Goats around here.

Firewood is energy independence on a personal scale.

Hilltop366

Quote from: SawyerBrown on December 20, 2015, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: Hilltop366 on December 18, 2015, 08:12:41 PM
For the Eastwood fans,

The Goat, the Bad and the Ugly
Two Goats for Sister Sara
Every Witch way but Goat
Dirty Goat
The Dead Goat

Love Eastwood, but you forgot:

The Goat Josie Wales
The Goats of Madison County
Million Dollar Goat
The Goat, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Ei-goat Sanction

Oh I didn't forget, I just didn't want to exceed my Guota.  ;D

SawyerBrown

For those of us getting older:

When you gotta goat, you gotta goat!
Pete Brown, Saw It There LLC.  Wood-mizer LT35HDG25, Farmall 'M', 16' trailer.  Custom sawing only (at this time).  Long-time woodworker ... short-time sawyer!

reswire

Grandma got run over by a goatdeer,
Coming home from our house Christmas Eve,
You may say there's no such thing as Poston,
But as for me and Grandpa we believe!!

Merry Christmas... 8) :new_year:
Norwood LM 30, JD 5205, some Stihl saws, 15 goats, 10 chickens, 1 Chessie and a 2 Weiner dogs...

coxy


Jeff

Three Billy Goats Gruff.   Oh, wait a minute....
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

SawyerBrown

Quote from: Jeff on December 22, 2015, 08:23:22 AM
Three Billy Goats Gruff.   Oh, wait a minute....

So, how about substituting another word if the actual word is "goat"?

Such as, Three Billy Postons Gruff?
Pete Brown, Saw It There LLC.  Wood-mizer LT35HDG25, Farmall 'M', 16' trailer.  Custom sawing only (at this time).  Long-time woodworker ... short-time sawyer!

SawyerBrown

Boy, I'll bet that'll really get his Poston!
Pete Brown, Saw It There LLC.  Wood-mizer LT35HDG25, Farmall 'M', 16' trailer.  Custom sawing only (at this time).  Long-time woodworker ... short-time sawyer!

Jeff

I may never wear a certain style of beard again now!
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

SawyerBrown

For the Chicago Cubs, it would be the Curse of the Poston!

Maybe if they let him into Wrigley Field, it would reverse the curse??
Pete Brown, Saw It There LLC.  Wood-mizer LT35HDG25, Farmall 'M', 16' trailer.  Custom sawing only (at this time).  Long-time woodworker ... short-time sawyer!

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Quote from: Jeff on December 22, 2015, 09:02:30 AM
I may never wear a certain style of beard again now!

:D :D :D :D
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Brian_Weekley

My wife and I were eating dinner last night at a restaurant in MA.  I looked out the window next to our table and almost fell out of my chair laughing.  Across the street was a fitness center.  On the sign, it said "1 client, 1 trainer, 1 goat".  OK, the last part was really "1 goal", but I swear that's what it looked like in the dark.  I wish I had a camera on me!
e aho laula

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Quote from: Brian_Weekley on December 28, 2015, 07:56:27 PM
1 goat

You witnessed a life changing experience.

You're starting to see us now.....it gets worse.  :D
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

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