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deadfall

July 29, 2015, 03:46:37 PM
I've never sawed a stake.      (Old saying?)
W-M LT40HD -- Siding Attachment -- Lathe-Mizer -- Ancient PTO Buzz Saw

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Happy for no reason.

fishfighter

#1
July 29, 2015, 03:57:23 PM
That tree never had a nail in it. 8)

SPD748

#2
July 29, 2015, 04:22:01 PM
"Just cut them down last week"

-lee
Frick 0 Handset - A continuing project dedicated to my Dad.

410 Deere, 240 Massey... I really need a rough terrain forklift :)

Sawing Since 1-19-2013 @ 3:30 pm
Serving Since 2002
"Some police officers give tickets, some gave all."

Ocklawahaboy

#3
July 29, 2015, 04:33:18 PM
You can make MONEY on that log.

drobertson

#4
July 29, 2015, 04:41:07 PM
" I've got some big logs I need sawn up"
only have a few chain saws I'm not suppose to use, but will at times, one dog Dolly, pretty good dog, just not sure what for yet,  working on getting the gardening back in order, and kinda thinking on maybe a small bbq bizz,  thinking about it,

East ky logging

#5
July 29, 2015, 05:06:03 PM
Yea the checks good
They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety- Benjamin Franklin

Bruno of NH

#6
July 29, 2015, 05:07:19 PM
I have some nice clean logs for you to saw no dirt or mud.
Bruno
Lt 40 wide with 38hp gas and command controls , F350 4x4 dump and lot of contracting tools

cutterboy

#7
July 29, 2015, 05:10:32 PM
Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
To underestimate old men and old machines is the folly of youth. Frank C.

cutterboy

#8
July 29, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
I'll come by Saturday and give you a hand.
To underestimate old men and old machines is the folly of youth. Frank C.

ladylake

#9
July 29, 2015, 05:56:25 PM


It's only 25 logs.    Steve
Timberking B20  18000  hours +  Case75xt grapple + forks+8" snow bucket + dirt bucket   770 Oliver   Lots(too many) of chainsaws, Like the Echo saws and the Stihl and Husky     W5  Case loader   1  trailers  Wright sharpener     Suffolk  setter Volvo MCT125c skid loader

Kbeitz

#10
July 29, 2015, 06:03:46 PM
Yep.... It's Walnut....
Collector and builder of many things.
Love machine shop work
and Wood work shop work
And now a saw mill work

bkaimwood

#11
July 29, 2015, 07:37:43 PM
Yes, the logs are straight as an arrow...and I have them staged and stacked nicely...you can get right at them...
bk

bkaimwood

#12
July 29, 2015, 07:38:23 PM
Oh yeah...your check is in the mail...
bk

bkaimwood

#13
July 29, 2015, 07:39:11 PM
Oh I forgot, I'm sorry...I will mail your check tomorrow...
bk

deadfall

#14
July 29, 2015, 07:52:34 PM
I thought I would get our own lies, not the ones we get fed. 

BTW, I never have sawed the clamp, either. 
W-M LT40HD -- Siding Attachment -- Lathe-Mizer -- Ancient PTO Buzz Saw

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Happy for no reason.

deadfall

#15
July 29, 2015, 07:54:13 PM
Like:

Quote from: cutterboy on July 29, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
I'll come by Saturday and give you a hand.

Great, see you then.
W-M LT40HD -- Siding Attachment -- Lathe-Mizer -- Ancient PTO Buzz Saw

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Happy for no reason.

4x4American

#16
July 29, 2015, 09:29:43 PM
I'll be back in a few minutes to help, just gotta go rebuild the engine in my tractor, change the tire, and get out my checkbook.  See ya in a few.



Boy, back in my day..

ozarkgem

#17
July 29, 2015, 09:58:49 PM
no its not a tree from in town, and if it is what difference does that make.
Mighty Mite Band Mill, Case Backhoe, 763 Bobcat, Ford 3400 w/FEL , 1962 Ford 4000, Int dump truck, Clark forklift, lots of trailers. Stihl 046 Magnum, 029 Stihl. complete machine shop to keep everything going.

drobertson

#18
July 29, 2015, 10:13:15 PM
Just a break on the thread, but I have to believe that you guys up north in a more (city) local, have some real dummies to deal with.
only have a few chain saws I'm not suppose to use, but will at times, one dog Dolly, pretty good dog, just not sure what for yet,  working on getting the gardening back in order, and kinda thinking on maybe a small bbq bizz,  thinking about it,

4x4American

#19
July 29, 2015, 10:15:43 PM
There are dummies everywhere you look!  Today on a jobsite, I met a guy with 4 DWI's.  I couldn't believe it.  He's one of the hardwood flooring guys.  I swear I'm dummer just for talking to him!  I'm not saying I'm smart, but I am definitely smarter than that dummy!
Boy, back in my day..

Percy

#20
July 29, 2015, 10:44:20 PM
You are all good looking.... :D :D :D :D :D
GOLDEN RULE : The guy with the gold, makes the rules.

scleigh

#21
July 29, 2015, 11:08:41 PM
"I want the wood you have for sale. When can i pick it up?"

Have gotten that at least 3 times this week, wood is still here :D

BCsaw

#22
July 30, 2015, 12:40:23 AM
"The wood pile is only about hundred yards in"

OR

"Its just around the corner". ;D :D arg-smiley
Inspiration is the ability to "feel" what thousands of others can't!
Homebuilt Band Sawmill, Kioti 2510 Loader Backhoe

5quarter

#23
July 30, 2015, 01:52:10 AM
"So you want me to grade saw that big dried out hickory you got there on your trailer? the one that's wrapped in barbed wire with 2" of rock and mud on two sides? Sure, I'd be happy to."
What is this leisure time of which you speak?
Blue Harbor Refinishing

customsawyer

#24
July 30, 2015, 03:42:38 AM
Yup I haul 16' lumber on this 6' trailer all the time. Just put that 800 bf on there. ;D
Two LT70s, Nyle L200 kiln, 4 head Pinheiro planer, 30" double surface Cantek planer, Lucas dedicated slabber, Slabmizer, and enough rolling stock and chainsaws to keep it all running.
www.thecustomsawyer.com

kelLOGg

#25
July 30, 2015, 05:34:57 AM
Quote from: 4x4American on July 29, 2015, 10:15:43 PM
I swear I'm dummer just for talking to him!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Cook's MP-32, 20HP, 20' (modified w/ power feed, up/down, loader/turner)
DH kiln, CatClaw setter and sharpener, tandem trailer, log arch, tractor, thumb tacks

kelLOGg

#26
July 30, 2015, 05:36:55 AM
Yeah, I can saw that.
Cook's MP-32, 20HP, 20' (modified w/ power feed, up/down, loader/turner)
DH kiln, CatClaw setter and sharpener, tandem trailer, log arch, tractor, thumb tacks

Magicman

#27
July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM
 

 
I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
Knothole Sawmill, LLC     '98 Wood-Mizer LT40SuperHydraulic   WM Million BF Club Member   WM Pro Sawyer Network

It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

sealark37

#28
July 30, 2015, 08:51:03 AM
"I dropped 4 or 5 real nice logs right over there last September.  I'm here for the lumber, cause I need it today."

bama20a

#29
July 30, 2015, 08:52:21 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


 
I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
You have got to be kidding me,, :D :D
It is better to ask forgiveness than permission

Ocklawahaboy

#30
July 30, 2015, 09:31:22 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


 
I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.
Those are very nice and I would saw them too.  6" lengths with the chain saw, split with the maul and use for smoking ribs and turkey legs.

roger 4400

#31
July 30, 2015, 09:40:19 AM
I'll go home and get the money......
How much ?   I'll go home and ask my wife......I'll be back.......
Baker 18hd sawmill, massey Ferguson 1643, Farmi winch, mini forwarder, Honda foreman 400, f-250, many wood working tools, 200 acres wooden lots,6 kids and a lovely and a comprehensive wife...and now a Metavic 1150 m14 log loader so my tractor is a forwarder now

AnthonyW

#32
July 30, 2015, 11:01:16 AM
Quote from: Magicman on July 30, 2015, 08:14:54 AM


 
I have some very nice Hickory logs that I want sawn.

Sawn into toothpicks?
'97 Wood-Mizer LT25 All Manual with 15HP Kohler

Hilltop366

#33
July 30, 2015, 11:50:12 AM
You can tell he is lying because his lips are moving.

Kbeitz

#34
July 30, 2015, 08:33:56 PM
Yep.... Got room for one more....




 
Collector and builder of many things.
Love machine shop work
and Wood work shop work
And now a saw mill work

cutterboy

#35
July 30, 2015, 09:02:25 PM
Honey, I'm going to the saw shop. I just want to ask them a couple of questions. I'm not going to buy anything.
To underestimate old men and old machines is the folly of youth. Frank C.

deadfall

#36
July 30, 2015, 09:44:59 PM
Quote from: Kbeitz on July 30, 2015, 08:33:56 PM
Yep.... Got room for one more....




 

I don't need any more horse power.
W-M LT40HD -- Siding Attachment -- Lathe-Mizer -- Ancient PTO Buzz Saw

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Happy for no reason.

YellowHammer

#37
July 30, 2015, 10:20:31 PM
Don't worry, if you saw it out special, I'll buy it....

I know exactly what I want...

I don't have cash, I don't have a credit or debit card, but I'll write you a check...

I'll get there before closing time...

Don't worry, this won't take long....

YellowHammerisms:

Take steps to save steps.

If it won't roll, its not a log; it's still a tree.  Sawmills cut logs, not trees.

Kiln drying wood: When the cookies are burned, they're burned, and you can't fix them.

Sawing is fun for the first couple million boards.

Be smarter than the sawdust

Brian C.

#38
July 31, 2015, 11:32:59 AM
On Monday......Can you cut 2 boards 16' long....I'll pick them up Thursday (5 1/2' bed pick up)....oops be back tomorrow with a van........

Which tomorrow?
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