Ham steak

[Den Socling]

Patti fried for me a ham steak for dinner. She was reading a book and talking on the phone. The ham ended up charred. I told her I was going to run it through the planer to knock off the charcoal. I got the one finger solute. Was I wrong?  :D

[coxy]

 :D :D :D  i get that most of the time after i call my hamburger a hockey puck   where do you want to go for dinner ill buy 

[Den Socling]

Even with this beer, my taste buds still feel violated!  :D

[beenthere]

Was I wrong?

Not wrong... just maybe not wise.    ;D

[drobertson]

 tricky situation there, but I reckon, if a planer is needed then do it ;D   I know you are joking of course, but ,

[Den Socling]

Trust me. A planer was needed.  :D

[sandsawmill14]

when my wife does that i tell her its heavenly  because she cooked the ***L out of it  :D

[sawguy21]

 :D :D :D :D This made my day.

[Magicman]

That is funny right there, no matter who you are..... :D

[WV Sawmiller]

Den,

   Another imprudent remark if I ever heard one. Dad used to get in trouble all the time talking about Mom's "Burnt Offerings". That didn't go over very well either. Men should all come with a 30 second speech delay during which time we could cancel or delete comments we have made but realize we should not have said before they can be heard.

[sandhills]

Well, I have this problem, I like to cook but I'm not much good at it unless it's something I can spend the better share of a few hours doing, that being said I don't complain much when the Mrs. is cooking, just  and eat.  She cooks way better than me anyway  ;) thank goodness!

[coxy]

the wife was just reading this and had a few thing to say but ill put it lightly and in nice terms    you men are all the same  :D :D   i said see im not only one that complains      the only thing i like crispy is chicken wings and they never get that way  ???

[sawguy21]

coxy, you have learned well. ;D

[21incher]

I have learned that burnt offerings are better then going hungry and the ham would wind up in the garbage after a comment like that to my wife, so just drink lots of beer to get it down.

[coxy]

that was the nice thing about being drunk all the time I never could see good enough to see it burnt  :D :D now its a different story  ;D ;D

[4x4American]

You need to ask yourself, do I want to be right, or do I want to be happy?

[coxy]

it depends  my wife says im never happy  :(  so I may as well be right right  ;D

[WH_Conley]

I see I am not the only one that opens mouth and inserts foot.

[Red Good]

Beats cold shoulder and hot tongue every time .

[whiskers]

Patti fried for me a ham steak for dinner. She was reading a book and talking on the phone. The ham ended up charred. I told her I was going to run it through the planer to knock off the charcoal. I got the one finger solute. Was I wrong?  :D

since you can't unring the bell maybe moving the smoke detector closer to the range might help.

[beenthere]

maybe moving the smoke detector closer to the range might help.

:D :D :D

[Den Socling]

We had pork chops last night. Perfectly cooked but with ham followed by pork I was tempted to ask if I was going to get the squeal tonight!  :D Luckily, she announced before I opened my moth that steaks were on sale. Yummy steak tonight. George Foreman hasn't ruined one yet.

[drobertson]

We have one similar, a Hamilton beach version, pretty hard to over do in these,  just wait for the ding! and its done,, if the dial is set right ;D

[4x4American]

Oh comeon those George Foreman grills ain't real grillin!! 

[Den Socling]

I knew that was coming.  :D But, after preheat, your steak is done in 4 minutes!