you might be a bachelor if you------

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

You might be a bachelor if you ... don't come up with the right answer to your wife's question, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

Just say NO......But the DanG cheeseburgers you keep woofing down does.  smiley_horserider

[r.man]

You would want to be one fast goat to outrun a flying object. I knew a fellow who drove his snowblower through the house rather than go the long way around. He was also the one who tethered himself to his 4 wheeler winch to swim in the river with a life jacket on. When you think about it our parents were the original nay sayers of " I think I will do this ". When a man doesn't have a woman around all sorts of things start to seem reasonable.

[Gary_C]

... are bachelor brothers that believe it's OK to bring the portable rubber fingered chicken plucker right into the kitchen in the winter to butcher the chickens and yes, it does leave feathers stuck to the wall and ceiling. 

Also if you believe the wood stove in the kitchen is a good place to heat manure spreader shafts to get bad bearings off.

Yes, they live just a few miles from me and yes, they are still bachelors.  :D

[redprospector]

If you've ever put a new jug & piston in your chainsaw using the dining room table as a work bench...and then fired it up to make sure it would run.
It was really cold outside.  :D

[kensfarm]

Your vacuum of choice is a 16 gal shop-vac. ;D  That it works like a leaf blower is an added cleaning option!

[sandhills]

How about cutting up a steer on the dining room table :D :D

Now what could be possibly wrong with that, he's going to be a steak anyway  ???  ;D

[coxy]

my dad was a good one for doing most of what has been said  and they say the apple don't fall from the tree  :D just ask my wife she has been trying to train me for 20 years  i have been told a lot i am a sloooow learner 

[trapper]

my wife helps me cut up deer on the kitchen table.

[kevin19343]

You might be a bachelor if you use the turkey baster to remove brake fluid from the reservoir when replacing the pads.....then spray it off and put it back in the drawer where you found it.

[SawyerBrown]

You might be a bachelor if you use the turkey baster to removing brake fluid from the reservoir when replacing the pads.....then spray it off and put it back in the drawer where you found it.

:D :D :D

[bobby s]

I might become a bachelor if my wife finds out I use her good Pyrex measuring cups to get that chainsaw premix just right.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

I might become a bachelor if my wife finds out I use her good Pyrex measuring cups to get that chainsaw premix just right.

:D :D :D

[SawyerBrown]

You might be a bachelor if you ... have a two-bedroom apartment, and use one of the bedrooms for your woodworking shop.

And, yes, I know a guy ...  Says he keeps that door closed when the landlord comes around ....

[Raider Bill]

Do a total rebuild of a Harley in the dining room, soak the parts in (spare) bathtub and minor assembly on kitchen counter top..

[Delawhere Jack]

You have a load of laundry washed and dried that really needs to be folded or hung up that day. You put them on your bed so that they have to go up before you can go to bed.

They just end up on the floor, or back in the basket....... :

[Delawhere Jack]

Do a total rebuild of a Harley in the dining room, soak the parts in (spare) bathtub and minor assembly on kitchen counter top..

Greasy transmission housing in the utility sink in the basement...... What, it fit.

[Peter Drouin]

Through the peanut shells on the floor.

[timberlinetree]

If I come home with this!

 

[Don_Papenburg]

That's funny , a friend acquired a fire truck for a "yard ornament ", and got a lot of grief when his wife got home . The next day the local fire department parked two of their older trucks beside his just before his wife came home.

[sawguy21]

You have a load of laundry washed and dried that really needs to be folded or hung up that day. You put them on your bed so that they have to go up before you can go to bed.

That is a regular occurrence here. She piles them on the bed, I put them away so we can go to bed. ;D

[iceman7668]

You might be a bachelor if you use the dryer as a dresser. Just run it a minute or two to get the wrinkles out before putting your shirt on.

[goose63]

 

  

  

  the wife dont mind she helps cut deer all the time but the chain saws stay in the shop

[Chuck White]

Man, that looks like a heavyduty grinder you have there, Goose.

Probably ground a lot of meat with it.

Be careful.

[ozarkgem]

now that is the way to grind meat. Next step up would be a diesel powerplant.

[goose63]

Chuck that grinder is bout 60 years old ground a lot of meat
ozarkjem the diesel plant is out the wife put her FOOT down