you might be a bachelor if you------

[ozarkgem]

clean your floor with a air compressor and blow gun. I had to make a saw cut in my house today and I don't have a vacuum so I blew the sawdust into the center of the room and swept it up.
Feel free to ad your own ideas. I guess it wouldn't have to be just a bachelor idea.  its probably more of  a man thing.

[Chuck White]

I prefer the man thing!

Every once in a while, we'll get leaves, dust, & sawdust in our garage and I'll use my leaf blower to clean them out!

BUT,....... I always wait until the wife's Blazer is gone to town!

[Magicman]

If you blow the sawdust out of your truck with that leaf blower it will smell like exhaust.   :-\

[Nate379]

Every time I wash my work clothes somehow the washer filter and dryer lint screen get plugged full of sawdust..

Before I had a heated garage I did once bring 5 or 6 55 gal drums in the house to melt the ice out of them.

I have cleaned parts in the kitchen sink a time or two.  I remember my Mom yelling at my Dad for doing that.  I guess he could have taken the thawing turkey out first... (Kidding!)

I have used the vacuum cleaner on the mattress to clean off dog hair cause the sheets got washed but never put back on till a few days kater.

[Brucer]

You might be a bachelor if you ...

... don't have a vacuum...

;D ;D

[mrector]

....if your chainsaws and spare sawmill blades are in your living room.

[WDH]

....if you don't worry about the diesel smell in your clothes. 

[coalsmok]

You bring a lady friend over and get told your house smells like mouse poop and testosterone.
Yea I married her

[sandhills]

Let the dogs do the "heavy" dishwashing cycle.

[drobertson]

Let the dogs do the "heavy" dishwashing cycle.

This is not reserved for bachelors only :D  But the wife must not see ;D

[sandhills]

I'm married,  ;)  :D

[Roxie]

Cowboy Bob once came close to creating a pathway back to bachelorhood when he spray painted some Case tractor parts inside the garage, while my car was parked in said garage. 

If you're familiar with the bright orange Case paint, then you'll understand my shock when I backed the car out of the garage, and thought to myself that it was a particularly bright morning.  As I got out of the car at the mailbox, the sky changed color, and then I got a good look at my teal car now covered by an offsetting mist of unmistakable origin. 

What saved the relationship?  After some serious self reflection, I realized that it was easier to live with a two tone car than replace the Cowboy. 

[Chuck White]

I like your avitar, Roxie.

[luvmexfood]

Let the dogs do the "heavy" dishwashing cycle.

Seriously, I have had a couple of skillets that I fried chicken in and it had stuck some. Bad. Almost to the point of throwing away. Set them out for the beagle to get the crunchy stuck parts and when I went back to get them they were clean. No modern day detergent could have done better. Used a little dish detergent on them and good to go.

[luvmexfood]

You have a load of laundry washed and dried that really needs to be folded or hung up that day. You put them on your bed so that they have to go up before you can go to bed.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

I like your avitar, Roxie.

X2

[Roxie]

Thank you Chuck and Poston!  Pilgrims that cute don't come along everyday.   

[Nate379]

That never works.  Either I throw it all off the bed on the floor or sleep on the couch.  And the pile on the floor just gets picked from when I need clean clothes till it's gone.

You have a load of laundry washed and dried that really needs to be folded or hung up that day. You put them on your bed so that they have to go up before you can go to bed.

[beenthere]

Seriously, I have had a couple of skillets that I fried chicken in and it had stuck some. Bad. Almost to the point of throwing away. Set them out for the beagle to get the crunchy stuck parts and when I went back to get them they were clean. No modern day detergent could have done better. Used a little dish detergent on them and good to go.

Your use of "modern day detergent" on your frying pans may just be the reason that food is sticking to them. ;)  Takes the protective oils out of the metal...

[reswire]

You might be a bachelor soon,,, if you go out the back door hunting, while your wife goes out the front door to work!   (At least I've been threatened). 

[SawyerBrown]

You might be a bachelor if you ... don't come up with the right answer to your wife's question, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

[coxy]

You might be a bachelor if you ... don't come up with the right answer to your wife's question, "Does this dress make me look fat?"

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Peter Drouin]

How about cutting up a steer on the dining room table :D :D

[ozarkgem]

You might be a bachelor if you ...

... don't have a vacuum...

Don't need one. I have a compressor. :D

;D ;D

[thecfarm]

Husband told me this,wife was right next to him. She said it was true.
He needed a spray booth to paint his model A fender. Used the shower.
Needed a warm place to work on the snowmobile. Took out the front door of the house and hung a blanket up in the doorway.
When I lived along I did very little cooking. I kept the local pizza place going.