More on grits

[petefrom bearswamp]

Been in Florida, near Summerfield for the past 2 weeks where my wife and I have purchased a house for Snow Birding.
So far have had 2 orders of grits with breakfast and my fingers and toes havent fallen off yet.
Are there perhaps other physical deformities that arise from eating grits?
I do however find them rather bland with only butter, salt and pepper.
Maybe some Tabasco?
Soon to be a part time Yankee.
Pete

[whiskers]

Not sure about the physical deformities but for sure they'll make your clothes shrink. Rotel tomatoes and chilies add a little zing if you're inclined that way.

[Magicman]

Your handwriting will improve and you may be able to skip shaving more often.   :D

[clww]

Handwriting improvement, promotes beard growth, and improves manliness when consumed on a regular basis.
I like honey mixed with my grits, but VA maple syrup is also great.

[red oaks lumber]

i thought the title was moron grits :D :D i would take up eating pasta before i would take up grits, and i wont eat pasta

[petefrom bearswamp]

Love these responses so far.
I  love pasta and may try GENUINE PURE UNADULTERATED NY state maple syrup on the grits, dont shave a lot now as i have a nearly full beard, but any reduction in this pastime will be appreciated.
Only been here 2 weeks and my clothes have already shrunk, but my handwriting is beyond help.
Dont know what a rotel tomato is but if i find out i will try some with chilis
If my manliness improved any more my wife would complain bitterly.
Red oaks have you tried them?

[thecfarm]

grits will make you talk funny.   :D

[whiskers]

http://www.ro-tel.com


Walmart has um here.

[21incher]

I think all the side effects start after you get north of South Carolina. You may have to stay in the south fulltime now.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Are there perhaps other physical deformities that arise from eating grits?

Pete

Look at my Avatar. :D

[WmFritz]

grits will make you talk funny.   :D

:D :D  :D

[clww]

More  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[WmFritz]

Are there perhaps other physical deformities that arise from eating grits?

Pete

Look at my Avatar. :D

See Goatboy... how long have we been trying to wean you off the grits?

[red oaks lumber]

i have not tried grits.  i have seen them only.
its not on my bucket list either. i have eaten ludefisk tho.

[goose63]

If you can eat that stinky stuff  smiley_airfreshener you can eat GRITS :D

[petefrom bearswamp]

Grits are ambrosia compared to lutefisk or whatever its called.
Had it once and it was once too many.
Grits so far are acceptable fare.
Maybe I am becoming brainwashed regarding them.
After all I am about to become a part time southerner so must adapt to some of the customs.

[mesquite buckeye]

There ya go! ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

[Peter Drouin]

 Grits  :D

[kczbest]

I like both kinds of Grits, regular Grits and G-R-I-T-S.......Girls Raised In The South! :D :D :D :D :D :D