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Started by POSTON WIDEHEAD, November 13, 2013, 10:49:36 AM

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Chuck White

If you're not part of the solution, then you've got to be part of the problem!
~Chuck~  Cooks Cat Claw sharpener and single tooth setter.  2018 Chevy Silverado and 2021 Subaru Ascent.
With basic mechanical skills and the ability to read you can maintain a Woodmizer  LT40!

red oaks lumber

david
you must know my inlaws :D :D
the experts think i do things wrong
over 18 million b.f. processed and 7341 happy customers i disagree

Lazy logger

Trying to understand this is like trying to smell the color 9.
I know the voices in my head aren't real,but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

POSTON WIDEHEAD

The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Peter Drouin

He's as sharp as a marble. ;D
A&P saw Mill LLC.
45' of Wood Mizer, cutting since 1987.
License NH softwood grader.

Dave Shepard

In honor of the Fruitcake thread: "Nuttier than a fruitcake!" 
Wood-Mizer LT40HDD51-WR Wireless, Kubota L48, Honda Rincon 650, TJ208 G-S, and a 60"LogRite!

red oaks lumber

colder than my mother in laws hug :)
the experts think i do things wrong
over 18 million b.f. processed and 7341 happy customers i disagree

sawguy21

"Well, that's just finer than frog's hair split four ways"
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

4x4American

Uglier than the east end of a horse headed west
Boy, back in my day..

goose63

Your 3 fries short of a happy meal
goose
if you find your self in a deep hole stop digging
saw logs all day what do you get lots of lumber and a day older
thank you to all the vets

coxy

you got a mouth you cant back up  :D  one of my dads sayings to me at least once a week  working together   and I miss the other things he use to call me  :) :)

POSTON WIDEHEAD

Yep....my Dad you to say...."Don't let your mouth write a check you can't cash!"  :D :D :D
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

goose63

Don't let your parakeet ash over load your alligator mouth :o
goose
if you find your self in a deep hole stop digging
saw logs all day what do you get lots of lumber and a day older
thank you to all the vets

Banjo picker

I haven't read all 26 pages of this but one of my friends has a saying ...And I used it on my avatar for a while..." If your gona be dumb you gota be tough".  where ever he got it....its the truth.  Banjo
Never explain, your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you any way.

sandhills

Yep, don't ask me how I know  :D

Bandmill Bandit

Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on October 07, 2014, 07:31:58 PM
"One boy, one brain. Two boys, half a brain. Three boys, no brain at all."

Yup! A cute one! A smart one! And a boarder line fool.

Skilled Master Sawyer. "Skilled labour don't come cheap. Cheap labour dont come skilled!
2018 F150 FX4, Husqvarna 340, 2 Logright 36 inch cant hooks and a bunch of stuff I built myself

4x4American

Boy, back in my day..

4x4American

I haven't seen him/her in a coon's age.

Why don't you set a spell
Boy, back in my day..

POSTON WIDEHEAD

The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

Shotgun

Joined The Forestry Forum 5 days before 9/11.

Swatson

I worked with a guy until he retired last year named Lyle.  He was a spitfire, always ribbing every one but he had some good lines.   He really liked to give the younger techs a hard time. Keep in mind he was only five foot tall.  After some of his ribbing someone would always jokingly say something like

Tech "Don't make me come over there Lyle"
Lyle "Whats stopping ya?....I'll tell ya.  Fear and common sense"

Or probably some of my favorites were after he would try to explain a process repeatedly to someone who just wasn't getting it

"I wish I could communicate it to you better, but I left my crayons at home."
and
"Let me see if I can get you to understand this with a diagram youll understand.  Hey quick someone bring me some macaroni and some glue!"

I cant figure out which one I like better: working with wood or making the tools to work with wood.

Banjo picker

Never explain, your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you any way.

Dave Shepard

Quote from: Swatson on December 13, 2014, 10:33:03 PM
I worked with a guy until he retired last year named Lyle.  He was a spitfire, always ribbing every one but he had some good lines.   He really liked to give the younger techs a hard time. Keep in mind he was only five foot tall.  After some of his ribbing someone would always jokingly say something like

Tech "Don't make me come over there Lyle"
Lyle "Whats stopping ya?....I'll tell ya.  Fear and common sense"

Or probably some of my favorites were after he would try to explain a process repeatedly to someone who just wasn't getting it

"I wish I could communicate it to you better, but I left my crayons at home."
and
"Let me see if I can get you to understand this with a diagram youll understand.  Hey quick someone bring me some macaroni and some glue!"

:D
Wood-Mizer LT40HDD51-WR Wireless, Kubota L48, Honda Rincon 650, TJ208 G-S, and a 60"LogRite!

bartman

Quote from: Hilltop366 on November 22, 2013, 08:17:40 AM
Strong like ox, smart like tractor.
or strong like an ox but can't spell it.

bartman

sweatin like a fat kid at a free dance. my favorite was when my kids were teenagers. I always said "raising teenagers is like trying to nail jello to a tree"

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