Called the dentist today!

[clww]

Jeff!

[gunman63]

has anybody gotten the teeth implants they have  now instead of dentures?

[Jeff]

Honest to god, that's the story he tells me. I've never had a good place I could tell about it before. :D  No offense intended you at all Woodhauler. I just think the story is a riot, and just wanted to jibe Woodhauler a little for fun.

[thecfarm]

I use to work at a place with long ovens that we would have to feed carpet sheets,about 6-7 feet wide by 10-12 feet long. They would go into a preheat section than the main oven and than the press section. This guy was feeding sheets into it and just as the machine indexed the sheet into preheat he sneezed and his teeth landed on the sheet and went into the oven. He comes down front just a hollering about his teeth and finally slowed down enough so we knew what he meant. The machine was put in manual and emptied out and all was good.
Same guy,going thorugh the city,4 lanes,35mph on a motorcycle. Yep,sneezed again and out comes his teeth. He got them,dodging traffic and all. This is the same guy that had a fire at his house twice.
One guy had a glass eye and lost that down the toilet as he was flushing it.  :  Even took a collection up to help pay for it.  :   I did read the thank you card and his wife said thank you for seeing us through this.

[Jeff]

thank you for seeing us through this

:D :D :D

[SwampDonkey]

I knew an old fella who when stationed in Europe during WWII had all his teeth removed. And he said they broke his jaw more than once doing it, so I assume he had several teeth pulling sessions. Anyway, he had three sets of falsies and couldn't wear any of'm. My uncle couldn't wear uppers. It was hard enough to get him to wear his glasses. Couldn't see up close, but he wouldn't wear'm and then always was looking for them. That's what life is like when your contrary. :D

[Woodhauler]

Novacane is wearing off now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Going to see if i can make it on ibueprofrin! Don't want to take the wack a doo pills they gave me if i can help it!

[Woodhauler]

Honest to god, that's the story he tells me. I've never had a good place I could tell about it before. :D  No offense intended you at all Woodhauler. I just think the story is a riot, and just wanted to jibe Woodhauler a little for fun.

Heck i'm game for anything! Good thing i got insurance! 795 bucks to pull 4 teeth! 1 hours work! That was the price before i showed them i had insurance!

[Al_Smith]

he had three sets of falsies and couldn't wear any of'm.

Hmm .Well I dated a skinny girl in high school who had no problem wearing hers  . ;D

[SwampDonkey]

How can you remember that far back? :D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

I'm not gonna mess this up by trying to out do anybody's  " Funny" statements here.......but that story Jeff told about the guy at the funeral home is killing my wife.  :D :D :D

[Al_Smith]

How can you remember that far back? :D

Oh I have quite a memory my brush saw friend .It's the parts I'm not telling. ;)

[thecfarm]

You know Jeff, the only way the funeral dentures story could be any worse,if the BIL told the story at Thanksgiving dinner. 

[Jeff]

I think it was either Christmas or my Uncle's funeral.  ;)

Worse. :D

[thecfarm]

That's it,I've had it.

           This thread has been moved to the Woodshed.

That is unbelievable or just plain numb. I believe you,so this only leaves one thing.  :   :D
It just gets worser and worser with each post.

[SwampDonkey]

My grandfather was quite a character at times. At Halloween it was about the only time you'd see molasses kisses. Well grandfather would give the old fella without the teeth, mentioned above, a bag full and get a chuckle watch'n him try to eat'm. Well, the old fella was quite talkative as always, and trying to eat that candy at the same time was quite the scene. :D

[Paul_H]

I worked with a guy that would pull his plate out of his mouth after lunch and clean the gum side with his baby finger.Made it hard to keep our lunch down 

[petefrom bearswamp]

Haven't been on in a few days so just discovered this.\ thread
A molar really started hurting bad on Saturday.
Called my dentist Sat PM and he saw me on Sunday!
Going for the dreaded root canal this afternoon.
Had one about 5 years ago cost $400 it is now $1150 double ouch!

[Peter Drouin]

Ya over the years I had teeth bother me, I just pull them out , just make sure you use a paper towel over the tooth when useing a pair of pliers so you don't chip the tooth :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Nice pic Peter....thanks for sharing. 

[thecfarm]

Those still look good compared to what came out of my head.

[Peter Drouin]

Nice pic Peter....thanks for sharing. 

Ok Ill delete

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Nice pic Peter....thanks for sharing. 

Ok Ill delete

:D :D :D I was kidding Peter....put the tooffs back up. I've finished eating supper now.  :D :D :D

[WDH]

just make sure you use a paper towel over the tooth when useing a pair of pliers so you don't chip the tooth :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Reminds me of Spanky using a string tied to the tooth and the door knob and slamming the door.  Or was that Alfalfa  ???.  You youngsters won't understand this, but Peter and David will  :D.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

I remember...... Stymie, Froggy, Porky, Buck Wheat, Butch, Waldo, Darla, Wolm, Peety and the rest of the gang.  :D :D :D :D