Another reason to hate rap.

[Jeff]

Jeremy has some app on his phone that if you speak into it, it turns what you said into a rap song.  He wanted me to try it, so I found something on the forum to read into it. I read the list of species I had sawn from thr trees I have sawn topic. https://forestryforum.com/board/index.php/topic,31775.0.html

Here is the result of that read. OUCH!

https://forestryforum.com/treerap.mp3

[Brad_bb]

Crazy man!

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Here is the result of that read. OUCH!

https://forestryforum.com/treerap.mp3

I listened to this and it took me 3 seconds and I was up on the floor, I had my FF hat turned side ways, arms and hands flying around and when my wife walked in from work, I said "WaSup Dog?"

She said...  :D  what are you dancing to?  :D  I told her the new single from SCOOP JEFFY POO.  8)

She said...you bought that song? I said yeh....bought it for $1.99.  :D

[WH_Conley]

 

[martyinmi]

That is THE BEST rap song I've ever heard! 8) I think it's only about the 4th or 5th one I've ever been able to listen to all the way through. :D

[Misfit]

That was cool.  8) Although I'd say it was leaning more towards hip-hop than straight rap.
Know-wad-I-sayin, Dawg?

[WDH]

Oh my goodness...

[clww]

I'll stick to Ludicris, Snoop, and Ice-T. ;D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Mind boggling.......people sit around all day and think up these apps. And if Apple accepts them.....BOOM......$$$$$$$$$$. 

[Magicman]

That is the first rap that I have ever listened to and I still hates Sweetgum, and Sweetgum was not even on the list.   :D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

That is the first rap that I have ever listened to and I still hates Sweetgum, and Sweetgum was not even on the list.   :D

:D :D :D

[1270d]

I thought the rap was funny, then I got to postonlt40's post.   Oh boy, that hit the funny bone.  WASSUP

[Migal]

  I guess I'm still to slow and old to listen that fast! But if MM said their was no SweetGum I believe him  8)
and POSTONLT40HD has to be a hoot in RL thanks for the insite Jeff

[WmFritz]

Wow! Our newest white rapper... following in the footsteps of MM & Vanilla Ice

[Brian_Weekley]

You're such a gangsta'.  I bet you even have a tractor with hydralics that bounces up and down.

[Paper Maker]

 I can give you a 101 reasons to hate rap. smiley_devilish

[Warbird]

That sounded like Stephen Hawking after too much coffee.

[Brucer]

Who needs a reason >:(?

    Rap   

[martyinmi]

That sounded like Stephen Hawking after too much coffee.

Now that is FUNNY!!!! :D :D :D

[Cedarman]

I hate rap, won't let it be on the radio.  I wanted to quit listening to Jeff, but I couldn't stop.  I kept telling myself, QUIT NOW, but couldn't.  It was funny.  This makes one realize that the forum can take you into brand new territory and you will go against all your principles. Scary.
That was fun! :D :D

[WDH]

Richard,

The next thing that you know, you will be dancing like David.  It is a slippery slope  .

[thecfarm]

grits are next on the menu.  :(

[Texas Ranger]

Uh, no.

[Clam77]

 :D   :D   Too funny - I couldn't quit either - had to hear the whole thing - twice!!   :D

But no to the grits....  that territory is dangerous..    ;)

[Warbird]

Just remember - you can't have 'crap' without the 'rap'.

[Jeff]

A video was inevitable 

http://youtu.be/7-7S6GGc9pU

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

That was good.....but at the end when I started to read the ending......that's when I busted a gut!  :D :D :D

Jeff......save this for next years Pig Roast and play it.......wifa lasa bass!  You could have a dance contest for a prize.  :D :D

Can't you imagine Raider Bill or Magic Man with their pants down around their knees trying to win a chainsaw?

I'm rolling already!  :D :D :D :D :D

[Magicman]

Still no Sweetgum.  Careful David.  I do have a picture.   

[WDH]

I liked the Northern Red oak, White Oak part  .

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Still no Sweetgum.  Careful David.  I do have a picture.   

OK Magic.......check's in the mail.  ;D


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Jeff, anyway to record one of those rap songs with all or some of the members names in it?

[Jeff]

We can try that, but it can't be 12,693 names!  Maybe a list of about 100 and we'll give it a try.

[Raider Bill]

That was good.....but at the end when I started to read the ending......that's when I busted a gut!  :D :D :D

Jeff......save this for next years Pig Roast and play it.......wifa lasa bass!  You could have a dance contest for a prize.  :D :D

Can't you imagine Raider Bill or Magic Man with their pants down around their knees trying to win a chainsaw?

I'm rolling already!  :D :D :D :D :D

Now Why me?  Sup wid dat dog?  ???

[Roxie]

It must be yooper night! 

[Jeff]

Okay here we go, and POSTONLT40HD, sorry to say, the program's random editing left you on the cutting room floor. :D

I enlisted some help from Jeremy and Avery, who some of you met at the Pig Roast

https://forestryforum.com/ffmemberrap.mp3

[WDH]

 :D :D

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

I have got to say....this sounds pretty cool! The different voices really made it sound like an original rap song from the Hood.  :D

I had 2 listen to it twice to get my brain in rap mode and the second time, I heard a lot more names than the first time.

Tell Dr. "J" and "MERCEDES AVERY" they did a GREAT job!  8)

[Magicman]

Ya must have gotten it right because I can't understand anything.   :D 

[sandhills]

Ya must have gotten it right because I can't understand anything.   :D

I'll second that  ;D

[Warbird]

Thirded.  lol

[doctorb]

Just found this.  Amazing.  Couldn't listen twice, though.

[POSTON WIDEHEAD]

Ya must have gotten it right because I can't understand anything.   :D

Hey Magic....I'll send ya a "how to" CD on how to rap and understand other raps. By the Pig Roast next year, you'll have it down Pat. (no pun intended)  :D.