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Mooseherder

#300
March 13, 2012, 09:24:50 PM
Just by the odd chance I don't win the axe, y'all might could use this. ;D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3W_bbo4hRk&feature=related

WDH

#301
March 13, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: Piston on March 13, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
David,
Are you interested in adopting another son?  I could be available next week?

No he cannot adopt you because I already adopted him as one of my daughters.  His new name is Paulina  :D.
Woodmizer LT40HDD35, John Deere 2155, Kubota M5-111, Kubota L2501, Nyle L53 Dehumidification Kiln, and a passion for all things with leafs, twigs, and bark.  hamsleyhardwood.com

Rooster

#302
March 13, 2012, 10:16:50 PM
I didn't know that Sean Connery did cameos for woodtrekker when he was just a young lad.
"We talk about creating millions of "shovel ready" jobs, for a society that doesn't really encourage anybody to pick up a shovel." 
Mike Rowe

"Old barns are a reminder of when I was young,
       and new barns are a reminder that I am not so young."
                          Rooster

Piston

#303
March 13, 2012, 10:17:29 PM
Quote from: POSTONLT40HD on March 13, 2012, 09:07:46 PM
Quote from: Piston on March 13, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
David,
Are you interested in adopting another son?  I could be available next week?

PISTON / POSTON....You want have to change much.....wait a minute....send pics.  :)

That's better than "Pist-ON"  :D
-Matt
"What the Lion is to the Cat the Mastiff is to the Dog, the noblest of the family; he stands alone, and all others sink before him. His courage does not exceed his temper and generosity, and in attachment he equals the kindest of his race."

pigman

#304
March 13, 2012, 11:23:31 PM
My SS deposit will be coming in on the 21st. I hope Jeff is willing to wait a few days on payment. :-[
Things turn out best for people who make the best of how things turn out.

POSTON WIDEHEAD

#305
March 14, 2012, 07:48:36 AM
Quote from: WDH on March 13, 2012, 10:11:26 PM
Quote from: Piston on March 13, 2012, 08:55:28 PM
David,
Are you interested in adopting another son?  I could be available next week?

No he cannot adopt you because I already adopted him as one of my daughters.  His new name is Paulina  :D.

I forgot about that.....where's my WALNUT TABLE?  :)
The older I get I wish my body could Re-Gen.

doctorb

#306
March 14, 2012, 12:08:25 PM
A Limeraxe for the occasion.....


There once was an auction for an axe,
That turned pockets inside out of his slacks,
Dig deeper he should,
For chopping of wood,
Though warm, his net worth he now lacks.
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Dodgy Loner

#307
March 14, 2012, 12:18:09 PM
Quote from: Jeff on March 13, 2012, 06:17:20 PM
Dodgy,  I can make this one available if you would like it. :)



Well, we did get engaged on that trip, so it has sentimental value. Maybe I can buy that axe and then present it to my wife for her anniversary present ??? What do you think guys, good idea?
"There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are this man's lawful prey." -John Ruskin

Any idiot can write a woodworking blog. Here's mine.

Jeff

#308
March 14, 2012, 12:20:33 PM
When you come to the pig roast I'll give it to you. :)
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Dodgy Loner

#309
March 14, 2012, 12:36:48 PM
Quote from: Jeff on March 14, 2012, 12:20:33 PM
When you come to the pig roast I'll give it to you. :)

You can put us down this year, Jeff. Each year I come, I bring an extra person. This year, we will come as a family of 3 :)
"There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are this man's lawful prey." -John Ruskin

Any idiot can write a woodworking blog. Here's mine.

Jeff

#310
March 14, 2012, 12:59:30 PM
There once was a magical tool
forged to turn wood into fuel
to the man that it sold
It turned out to be gold
Proving he wasn't a fool

Back atcha Doc. ;o)
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Gary_C

#311
March 14, 2012, 01:07:12 PM
This is really getting enertaining, and expensive.   ::)

All I can say to you bidders is be careful about getting in between a surgeon and some cutting tools. Last time I did, back in October, I came up missing some body parts.  :D :D :D
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

doctorb

#312
March 14, 2012, 01:10:20 PM
There once was an axe that did chop,
Hand-made in a Latvian shop,
And the boys on the Forum
Lost all decorum,
As they bid up the price that won't drop.

Return of service, Mr. Jeff ;)
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Jeff

#313
March 14, 2012, 01:14:43 PM
Said the doctor of bones to the masses
I've come here to claim all of your axes
Then said the doctor
I'm just a wood chopper
Now you all look like asses  ;)
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

doctorb

#314
March 14, 2012, 01:30:54 PM
Now Jeff's a great man who's had shingles,
Sending shocks around ribs worse than tingles,
With the axe he will gain,
Relieving some of his pain,
Distracted by his coins as they jingle.



I am not sure I can keep this up.  Should I use work, writer's cramp, or creative block as my excuse?
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Jeff

#315
March 14, 2012, 01:35:08 PM
On Wednesdays a doctor should be golfin
Not fretting about some old ax auction
He should be saving his money
To go some where sunny
and do things like go swimming with dolphins
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

doctorb

#316
March 14, 2012, 01:44:58 PM
On the Forum there's a night called the "Yoopers"
As Jeff changes their posts into bloopers.
Their language gets degraded
Into words disintegrated,
Some don't get it and become pooper-scoopers.
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Warbird

#317
March 14, 2012, 01:47:35 PM
LOL

Jeff

#318
March 14, 2012, 01:48:01 PM
Once the doctor got good at his rhyming
He began to work on his timing
He quit bidding on axes
and gave up on his practice
Now his rap song's on the chart and still climbing.
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Gary_C

#319
March 14, 2012, 01:52:29 PM
The doctor is all about wishin
To hang the axe on his door,
scare his patients away,
and go fishing.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

doctorb

#320
March 14, 2012, 02:01:48 PM
OK Gary 

Please accept these additions to your post to maintain the limerick format.  No offense intended in this editing!

The doctor is all about wishin',
To win this auction will take intuition,
To hang the axe on his door,
He'll have to bill more,
Then scare his patients away and go fishin'.
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Jeff

#321
March 14, 2012, 02:07:08 PM
You better get on with that knee
your patient is anxious you see
so get on with the fixin
so your patient aint bitchin
and leave the rhymin to me.
Just call me the midget doctor.
Forestry Forum Founder and Chief Cook and Bottle Washer.

Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
Ezekiel 22:30

Gary_C

#322
March 14, 2012, 02:32:47 PM
OK Doc, thats better.  :D :D
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

doctorb

#323
March 14, 2012, 02:50:02 PM
It's a beautiful axe made for felling,
The Forestry Forum auction is selling,
With Jeff at the helm,
And a handle of elm,
The loser of the bidding will be yelling.
My father once said, "This is my son who wanted to grow up and become a doctor.  So far, he's only become a doctor."

Texas Ranger

#324
March 14, 2012, 03:05:55 PM
Groan, on this whole series
While the rest of the board wearies
for the loss of funds
which the tax man soon duns
and financial ruin looms
while end of auction dooms.

Sorry, I have a lot of time on my hands.
The Ranger, home of Texas Forestry
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