Pack your bags ...

[Kevin]

Hey, I just found this ...
"You agree, through your use of the Forestry Forum, that you will not post any material which is false"

If my figures are correct more than half of you are going to get kicked off of this board.  :D

[Tom]

FALSE ! ......whatchu talkin 'bout ? >:( :D......

[Bibbyman]

My old Uncle Ed would start every story with: "I never knowed the man to tell a lie." :D

[L. Wakefield]

   There is surely always a grain of truth in these posts- it's just the magnification of these truths... :D :D but no one has exaggerated about grits, I am sure. Lutefisk? Now that's a different story.. :D :D        lw

[Jeff]

dooheslaf: Finn forestry term meaning something is not right.

Do you guys know the origination of this term??

[swampwhiteoak]

dooheslaf

Does it have anything to do with mirrors? :D

[L. Wakefield]

   Are you implying that the Finns are a backward people ??    lw

[swampwhiteoak]

You need only look at the Finnish Dictionary to prove that

[Jeff]

Absolutly not L.  The word sounds scandinavian and Finns are famous for forestry.

[CHARLIE]

Well....(pause for affect)....I feel sorry for some of you guys but I'm glad that I've ALWAYS been honest and above board with EVERYTHING I've written on this Forum. ;D   But some of you have a LOT of explainin' to do :D :D :D

[Texas Ranger]

Charlie, it is obvious on judgement day you and St. Pete are gonna have a long conversaton!

[Eggsander]

Hey, it's my story I'll tell it like I want to!   ;D

[CHARLIE]

Don, it isn't St. Pete that has me worried 'cause me an' him.....we're in tight.  It's to my Guardian Angel that I'm gonna have a lot of explaining to do. I think I've dang near worn him to a frazzle over the years with him trying to keep me out of dangerous situations I keep getting into. :D :D  But out and out fabricating the truth? NEVER! But then we all agree that the pure, stark truth can be boring at times and needs to be spiced up a bit.  So there is always some truth somewhere in whatever I say or write. But you might have to look for it a bit..... :

[Jeff]

I've been doing a little detective work and discovered Charlie's true identity.  "Charlie" is really a guy named Burt Snyder that lives in Chickasaw Mississippi and pulls around an Ice cream and hotdog cart.

[Jeff]

You need only look at the Finnish Dictionary to prove that

Hey, great link!

[woodmills1]

i heard tell some of my ancestors left a scandinavian country and travelled over hill and dale mountain and stream till they got to a place that was just as misearable as the one they left. :D

[CHARLIE]

Woodmills1, I didn't know your ancestors moved to Iowa

[timberbeast]

Gotta call Jeff on this one.  That word isn't Suomellainen,  and their ain't a Suomellainen word in that dictionary.  I know,  because I'm Suomellainen.  Any one ever see a Suomi dictionary without "sauna",  or "Mummu",  or "vessa" ,  or ........well,  maybe I missed the joke.  Heh heh.  The most oft repeated word by a Finn while logging is " perkkola!!!!!!"  Anyone got any sisu?