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Offline Norm

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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2011, 08:37:53 am »
I'm thinking I should hide the keys to both.  :D


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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2011, 10:40:48 am »
I'm thinking I should hide the keys to both.  :D

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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2011, 11:20:53 am »
Norm's picking out the tune
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2011, 11:24:30 am »
Lots of good chuckles here but any woman that will marry a man that can tolerate saw dust in his shorts has to be nuts. the saw dust sticks to every thing for ever!
If you ain't livin on the edge you are takin up way to much room. Of course at my age if I get too close to that edge any more theres a good chance I may fall off.
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2011, 01:39:08 pm »
Am I the only one here that has a wife that can kick the snot out of them?
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2011, 01:44:08 pm »
Nope!  :-\
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2011, 02:52:43 pm »
Nope. I just try not to let mine see these threads.
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2011, 03:35:08 pm »
Father had mother running every piece of equipment here on the farm. Except she never did get to run the skidder. :D :D

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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2011, 03:54:16 pm »
Skidder is the only machine she won't run.Says it's to cold when that runs ;D :D.She was best at runnin the earthmover,but loved the jd850 most.And she's still crazy after 34yrs.it took from 6 to 23 to say yes tho  8).
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2011, 04:48:43 pm »
I've said it before and I'll say it again..... I don't know how you guys do it! :o
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2011, 05:45:27 pm »
Mine can't quite kick the snot outta me, but she's the only thing in this world that I'm scared of.  :D
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2011, 05:51:37 pm »
I've said it before and I'll say it again..... I don't know how you guys do it! :o

It all starts out with a GF.   :)   ;) ;)
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2011, 05:58:27 pm »
Sometimes it ends with one too :-\ :D ;)
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2011, 09:05:20 pm »
But that woman she gets uglier and she gets meaner every day
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2011, 09:11:56 pm »
I think this thread is a thin ice subject  ;) :D :D :D


I've said it before and I'll say it again..... I don't know how you guys do it! :o

It all starts out with a GF.   :)   ;) ;)
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Well I had a good one a long long time ago but she was a little nuts from time to time and not in a good way  :o :) :-\  ??? ::) Alot of  girls just dont get to the GF stage with me  ;)  I have had two in the last 9 years and they both only got to 2 or 3 months at best  ;) Maby I just  do not tolerate too much drama and b.s and people who think everything should go their way these days :) :) I don't know ??? ??? ??? till the one comes along im quite happy to keep things the way they are  ;) ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)

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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2011, 09:38:14 pm »
Norm, nice dozer by the way.  Thats awesome. 

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« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2011, 10:05:18 pm »
And mine can also out shoot me.  I've had folks at the shooting range say "man, I wouldn't go home with a woman that can shoot like that".   :o    She filled out her papers to renew her gun carry permit today.   She may be nuts, but she is my nut.  ;)
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2011, 10:26:59 pm »
In my house I rule the roost. 8)





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« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2011, 11:29:57 pm »
Mine can be nuts at times ;) but then she not only married me but also let me buy a mill! :D
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Re: my wife is nuts
« Reply #39 on: February 09, 2011, 12:09:11 am »
In my house I rule the roost. 8)


And the hen sits one roost rung above you! right? ;D



If you ain't livin on the edge you are takin up way to much room. Of course at my age if I get too close to that edge any more theres a good chance I may fall off.
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