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Started by Jeff, January 31, 2011, 09:22:24 AM

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Jeff

When you get up and find one of your Dog's toys is trying to commit suicide?


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pigman

It means the toy is tired of being tossed around and chewed on by the dog.  :(
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DanG

It means the duck forgot to duck.

What does the "wide body" rocking chair mean? ;D
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Quote from: DanG on January 31, 2011, 09:43:44 AM
It means the duck forgot to duck.

What does the "wide body" rocking chair mean? ;D
that right there's a love seat rocker for them cold Michigan nights!
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sandhills

The duck didn't leave a note? ;D

JV

May have been under stress and just "quacked up."   ::)
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Quote from: JV on January 31, 2011, 10:32:58 AM
May have been under stress and just "quacked up."   ::)

Funny  :D

ErikC

 If Icey plays with her toys like my dogs do, I would feel the same way were I one of them. It's a pretty rough and tumble life they lead. :D
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Mooseherder

Hey! We got that same Duck. :)
You suppose I outta keep an eye for signs of depression?

Tom

That's not a wide seat.  That's a single sitter.   It's all in the perspective, and I perspect that I'd fit that seat just fine.  'Course, I do eat grits.

The way I have it figured is, that duck is looking for the easy way out.  Life couldn't be too simple with the likes of Icy and Scooter running around.  I've watched Scooter before and Scooter is as manipulative and aggravating as my little brother, Charlie.

Jeff

I would not put it past Scooter to have rigged it with a pressure switch and a litte explosives cause she knows that Icey rocks that all the time to get her ball out of it.
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Magicman

That duck is off of his rocker.   :)
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Kas

It's a set-up.  Ice told the duck it was safe there, knowing that a human will sit in the rocker and then get the blame for the duck's demise.  After all, Ice is slippery.
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Magicman, I think the duck is under his rocker. :D
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scgargoyle

It's obviously a hit set up to look like suicide. :D
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Jeff

Another good reason to have CAKE! :D
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WDH

Glenn, that video is great!  I saw the duck, too  ;D.  You guys know how to celebrate for sure.

I am sure that Icey has a master plan, and y'all are all just little gear cogs on the main drive :).  Things are not always what they seem, and I am sure that this is a sign of some type, but only Icey knows the secret.
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DR Buck

Suicide?   I think it's attempted murder.   You should question the dog on his motives for stuffing the poor duck under the rocker.   ;D


Yea, and splain the "wide body" rocker.   :D
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Jeff

I'm sitting here watching a recording of Gordon Ramsey"S Kitchen nightmares and I look across the room and happen to notice the Duck.  Again.



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Magicman

That duck is gonna quack up before it's over.   :)
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Mooseherder

He's havin' annudder quack at it.

Jeff

If I set the sawyer in motion he better stay ducked.
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sandhills

I'm startin to think Icey's cow is getting jealous, has it been questioned?

Jeff

That's a good thought, we might have to grill it.
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Mooseherder

I would put up a Game Cam to catch the instigator. ;)

WDH

I know that you have insti-gators because I have seen them on video.  I did not realize that Jeff had a gator.  It must be living in the pool  ???.
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Magicman

Dat cow could be da "udder" quacker in the mystery  ???
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metalspinner

I do what the little voices in my wife's head tell me to do.

DR Buck

Quote from: DR_Buck on January 31, 2011, 09:08:22 PM
Suicide?   I think it's attempted murder.   You should question the dog on his motives for stuffing the poor duck under the rocker.   ;D


I'm telllin' ya, ya need to interrogate the dog.  Icey knows something.  ;)
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clww

Jeff,
We caught the bear, the lizard and the rawhide bone all making a break for it last week, here! Ever since that night, we've been using the deadbolt locks on the doors before we turn in for bed.
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Jeff

I've discovered the source of the poor ducks torment. Not what I suspected, but somehow, I am not surprised.









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Ezekiel 22:30

Norm

I kind of wondered if Scooter wasn't setting up Icey for the murder rap.  :D

Magicman

Do you suppose that Scooter thinks that there are grits in that duck  ???
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Jeff

I can unequivocally guarantee that that never occurred to him.
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DR Buck

Quote from: Jeff on February 07, 2011, 04:41:11 PM
I can unequivocally guarantee that that never occurred to him.

Scooter's from north of the Mason-Dixon line.  ;D
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sandhills

DanG, I was just SURE it was the cow all along ;)

Mooseherder

The Ducks are multiplying.
I took this picture a couple weeks ago when seeing them together made me realize we had more than one. :D
Hadn't really noticed the Hat on one of them before.


Yesterday after work,  I picked up Arthur at my daughter's place because she was going to work and Dan was out of town.  I hadn't seen him in about a month so was real happy to have him come over.
When I got to their place he had a Duck from the same toy line of the floor. :D

When we got home, Lolita had washed the dog toys and they were dry on the table when we arrived.
Thats when I realized there are 3 ducks in da house. ;)
All though there may be 4 because the one with the Christmas hat ain't in the picture.
Unless it got pulled off.



Jeff

The duck here escaped. He was rescued by waste management. He was tired of having wings reattached and squeaker lobotomies.
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Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
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Magicman

Da duck had a quack up and lost his lid  ???   :)

Let's see, one is off of his rocker, one lost his lid, and da other was lost and now found.  Da mystery thickens.
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Mooseherder

One of the ducks lost his head tonight.
Two Corgis finished him off with a tug of war session.
He's on the garage floor for now.

Coon

Must be time for duck soup now..... who's doin' the plucking?  :D
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