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Understanding Southerners

Started by Raider Bill, January 15, 2011, 01:54:32 PM

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Raider Bill

The First 70 years of childhood is always the hardest.

Banjo picker

I would have to agree...that was pretty good...Tim
Never explain, your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you any way.

Tom

I just about laughed myself out of the chair. 

Bill Cosby is a real artist.  He turned that impromptu interview into a "Who's on First" without blinking an eye.

It's a good thing we didn't draw the maps for General Sherman or  he'd never have found the Ocean.  :D :D

Chuck White

Now that was funny.  :D

Wife even came over to ask what's so funny.
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pigman

What's so funny, everyone should know that North is actually south of Columbia. ;D ;D
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SwampDonkey

I understand'm perfectly. They are afraid of snow and cold because the grits don't generate enough heat and energy for the first part of the day. ;D
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lumberjack48

Thank you Bill, i needed a little humor, have wipe my eyes
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timberfaller390

Quote from: SwampDonkey on January 15, 2011, 06:14:39 PM
I understand'm perfectly. They are afraid of snow and cold because the grits don't generate enough heat and energy for the first part of the day. ;D

Yes, cold sucks, snow is worse but anybody that can't live on grits just ain't eating enough.
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SwampDonkey

What's the required/recommended dosage? ;)

One of my favorite comic movies is "My Cousin Vinny" both for Herman Munster and for the scenes about making grits in the restaurant and in court drilling the guy over how grits is suppose to be made. 

What is a yute? :D :D
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Radar67

All you can stand, then double it. Twice a day!!!! ;)
"A man's time is the most valuable gift he can give another." TOM

If he can cling to his Blackberry, I can cling to my guns... Me

This will kill you, that will kill you, heck...life will kill you, but you got to live it!

"The man who can comprehend the why, can create the how." SFC J

SwampDonkey

I'd probably develop the colic. :D
"No amount of belief makes something a fact." James Randi

1 Thessalonians 5:21

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paul case

the part that was real funny is ''north is southeast of west ,south carolina!!!''

i was scratching my head! pc
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Magicman

That was a nice chuckle.   :D :D
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Norm

That's funny!

Thanks Bill, Bill Cosby is one of my favorite all time comedians. :D

Chuck White

Couldn't stand it anymore, I had to get the map out and find North, South Carolina.

North is South East of West South Carolina.  Same as South West of East South Carolina.  ;D

That kind of thinkin' can make your head hurt!  ;)
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Banjo picker

Now if you just knew how Due West fits in.... :)  Tim
Never explain, your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you any way.

Magicman

I sawed a job between D'Lo and Soso.  They are both East of Shivers and North of Hot Coffee, and I had to drive through Hog Chain to get there.

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It's Weird being the Same Age as Old People

Never allow your "need" to make money to exceed your "desire" to provide quality service.....The Magicman

Bibbyman

There is a town south of us named "Enon".  Story goes that when they put the rail road in they planned for a station about every 8 miles.   They got to this place and there was nothing there.  So, on the map it was marked "None".  Can't name a town None so they just turned it around – Enon.

B.T.W.  I could understand the lady perfectly.  I love southern accents.  I love to listen to RMay's wife Vester talk. 
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whiskers

North is easy to find. It''s 30 miles Southwest of Eastover, 20 miles South of West Columbia 85 miles Southeast of Due West and 83 miles Northwest of North Charleston, or you can follow the C130s to North Field.
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isawlogs


I was raised in Northfield , wich is east of Gracefield , wich is 60 miles north of West hull , wich is north of Ottawa :)
A man does not always grow wise as he grows old , but he always grows old as he grows wise .

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SwampDonkey

Was born and raised and deeply rooted in northwestern NB. Where the snow piles deep, see the sun at least once a week, wind always blows, and black flies hum all summer long. :D
"No amount of belief makes something a fact." James Randi

1 Thessalonians 5:21

2020 Polaris Ranger 570 to forward firewood, Husqvarna 555 XT Pro, Stihl FS560 clearing saw and continuously thinning my ground, on the side. Grow them trees. (((o)))

PC-Urban-Sawyer

When I was 11-12 yrs old we lived in Day, Florida. The old folks said there used to be another small town down the roade named Night...


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