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Started by Tam-i-am, January 14, 2011, 08:34:49 PM

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Tam-i-am

At Logrite we have one of those virtual phone systems because Kevin and I can handle only 2 calls at a time.  If we are busy the caller is asked to leave a message.  The computer then converts the message to an email for us.  Most of the time they are very hard to understand because the computer tries to match every day words to some of the parts or industry terms but with some practice you can make out most of them.

I got a message from our very own  BrendonV.  Boy did the computer have fun with his message.  

"Hey Kenny it's branded Gloria off ... maybe Ill on your cellphone give me a callback I wanna pay for Hooker he Said (XXX)xxx-xxxx talk to you later."  :D :D :D

It should be Hey Tammy, it's Brendon V .................... give me a callback, I want to pay for the hookaroon  ....."

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Dan_Shade

what is it with you guys and funny IMs/voice mails!

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metalspinner

 :D :D

That's too funny! :)

Let's have another one...but let us guess who it is. :D
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sawguy21

Riiiight. You yoopered her voice mail :D :D :D
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crtreedude

Quote from: Jeff on January 14, 2011, 09:47:52 PM
I had nothing to do with it!

I seem to remember you had your own blooper once with Logrite...
So, how did I end up here anyway?

brendonv

 :D

I think I said something like "Hey Tammy, It's BrendonV from the forestry forum, maybe your out shoveling all the snow, give me call back so I can pay you for the hookaroon you sent."

What a dirty little mind that computer has!


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Good to see you on once in a while Tamiam.

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WDH

Tammy,

I got my mega-hook last week, but I already paid you, so I will not call and leave a funny message :D.
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crtreedude

Come on, nobody remembers when Jeff accidently called Logrite and thought it was Tammy...  ::)
So, how did I end up here anyway?

metalspinner

QuoteI got my mega-hook last week,

I'm jealous. :(

My chiropractor won't let me have the mega-hook.
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WDH

I figured it would save my back and forestall the purchase of a hydraulic mill  :).  It is quite a tool, heavier than I anticipated, but it will be a pleasure when handling those 26" oak logs on the LT15 8).
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Burlkraft

Quote from: crtreedude on January 17, 2011, 08:50:30 AM
Come on, nobody remembers when Jeff accidently called Logrite and thought it was Tammy...  ::)

I believe Jeff is trying to forget about that  :D :D
Why not just 1 pain free day?

Jeff

What?  :)

That quote from Fred is total hogwash. It wasn't a call, it was an instant message.  :)
Just call me the midget doctor.
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SwampDonkey

I remember it as an IM as well. Fred's getting forgetful in his senior years. ;)
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crtreedude

Quote from: SwampDonkey on January 17, 2011, 09:45:30 PM
I remember it as an IM as well. Fred's getting forgetful in his senior years. ;)

Getting?  ::)

Yeah, I am sure Jeff would like to forget it...
So, how did I end up here anyway?

Jeff

Hey, not sure how many of you know, but that slip up of mine came oh so close to fruition at the very next pig roast.
Just call me the midget doctor.
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isawlogs


You talking about the towel walk your honey Kevin did for you  ;D
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Burlkraft

Yeah but he had shorts on under the towel
Why not just 1 pain free day?

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