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I do despise a Thief!

Started by Chris Burchfield, January 29, 2010, 08:50:12 AM

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olyman

Quote from: ARKANSAWYER on January 29, 2010, 03:16:27 PM

  Chris I know the pain.  Some people just need shot. 
actually--hanging em from a pole would be too good for em---

WH_Conley

Bill

Don_Papenburg

Well in Illinois you had better not shoot at them if they are departing .  The law will arrest you being the easier case to solve and then you can get a year or more in the big house They will also confiscate your firearms and all ammo also . You are suposed to call the sherrif  and when he gets there an hour or so later He will take a report and then go file it . 
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Tom

We're fixin' that kind of thinking here in Florida.  If he says Boo! and you are feeling that you are in danger of your life, you can "send his saddle home".

WH_Conley

Just make sure the second shot is in front. Then switch stories.
Bill

Cedarman

About midnight the other day my nephew got a phone call from a neighbor that wondered why they saw a flashlight at the old buildings across the road from his house which is also down the hill from his dad's house. He hopped on his 4 wheeler and went across the road as he got there a grey van headed out the driveway directly at him. He raised his 12 guage and pointed it right at the driver who decided to swerve around him. He kept the gun pointed at the driver as he went around as fast as he could get out of there.  He said he would have shot if the driver hadn't swerved to go around. It happened so fast he couldn't get the license number.  He kicked himself for not driving the truck and he would have blocked them in.  After that, his dad and him checked and found that they were in the process of stealing a roll of old copper wire and a dilapidated air conditioner.  Usually they keep the gate shut and locked.  Opportunity beckoned to the would be theives.
It is good to have vigilante neighbors.
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easymoney

he should have gave them a parting shot in the rear. it would have been hard for them  to explain.
a friend had some radio equipment located on a remote hilltop. he was concerned about thieves so he put a false wall in the building with the good equipment behind it. he sat some junk equipment in plain view out front for thieves to take. sure enough the building got broken into and the junk was taken. i guess the thieves had a hard time getting much for their trouble stealing the junk equipment. ;D

tstex

"We're fixin' that kind of thinking here in Florida.  If he says Boo! and you are feeling that you are in danger of your life, you can "send his saddle home". "  LMAO - nice way to put it Tom!

Here is TX we already fixed it, called the Castle Law.  Here it is:

The Texas law protects citizens when an intruder is:

1.) committing certain violent crimes 2.) unlawfully trying to enter a protected place or, 3.) unlawfully trying to remove a person from a protected place.

The law also provides civil immunity for a person who lawfully uses deadly force in the above circumstances.

A guy named Joe Horn shot 2 illegal aliens when they were stealing things from his neighbors house...he went out, told them to stop, he felt they were going to hurt him, blam, blam, blam...two illegals dead with rap sheets as long as the papers ad section on free advertising day.  The crime in his neighborhood drop to almost 0%...big stink about the whole thing from the illegals, but he was no-billed by the grand jury..."Go Joe" slogans and legal defense funds were the norm...first time someone took a strong stance, and he was 65!

I suggest that if your laws are poor, vote them out until someone makes them how they need to be.

Regards,
tstex

Don_Papenburg

The problem is our state is mostly run by Chicago polycrooks and the suberbs of chicago are spreading far and wide  . y even have people in DC :( :(We try every chance that we get to move in someone with common sence but  the influx of liberals is overwelming.
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Ernie

I hear that the Vienna boy's choir is always looking for new permanent members ;D
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pigman

Well Ernie, that method would not stop the thieves from stealing, but I guess it would make them scream in a higher pitch when they were shot.
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SwampDonkey

You won't find that sold. They use those generators for their grow ops so they can do it off grid. Unusually high light bills will bring the drug squad bye for a visit.
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THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste. And taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door; understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com .)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosey neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina , Oregon , California , and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com http://crimedoctor.com/ ; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.
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BURGLARY IN FLORIDA (You just can't make up this stuff!!)


When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)
A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.
Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago."
The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note: "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings.. Have a nice day."
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Ernie

Imerc, you really should have posted this one in the Jokes section  :D :D :D
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