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WoodChucker

August 22, 2003, 10:50:41 AM
If a Husband & Wife are alone in the forrest fighting and no one is around to hear them, is he still wrong anyway?

Tom_Averwater

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August 23, 2003, 12:12:18 PM
What if a person was to put a battery drill on that band saw , then id would be portable band saw !  Tom  
He who dies with the most toys wins .

DanG

#2
August 23, 2003, 12:19:19 PM
Or, ya could put a 3 point hitch and a PTO shaft on it, mount it on the tractor, and you'd be portable AND self propelled. ;D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

Bro. Noble

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August 23, 2003, 01:27:11 PM
I don't think that's really portable------I didn't see no tail lights on it :D
milking and logging and sawing and milking

Lenny

#4
August 23, 2003, 06:30:40 PM
If you need A axle for it I Have A two wheel dollie You can have. :D

WoodChucker

#5
August 23, 2003, 11:42:23 PM
QuoteIf you need A axle for it I Have A two wheel dollie You can have. :D

Does it have the two big headlights....oh wait, wrong Dollie.  ;D
If a Husband & Wife are alone in the forrest fighting and no one is around to hear them, is he still wrong anyway?

steveST

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August 24, 2003, 04:42:21 AM
Speaking of Dolly...
That's why her feet are so small...they are always in the shade!  :D

WoodChucker

#7
August 24, 2003, 03:25:01 PM
QuoteSpeaking of Dolly...
That's why her feet are so small...they are always in the shade!  :D

Strange, I never noticed her feet for some reason.  ;D
If a Husband & Wife are alone in the forrest fighting and no one is around to hear them, is he still wrong anyway?

Percy

#8
August 24, 2003, 04:50:20 PM
QuoteStrange, I never noticed her feet for some reason.  ;D

 :D :D :D
I think Johny Carson once said during his monolog "Hey look, we got Dolly Parton in the audience tonight....oh wait, thats just two bald men sitting together." ;D ;D
GOLDEN RULE : The guy with the gold, makes the rules.

DanG

#9
August 24, 2003, 09:20:41 PM
I saw Dolly on Johnny Carson's show once.  Johnny was waxing compassionate about her inability to go anywhere without someone mentioning the nature of her nature, so to speak. After a lengthy and sympathetic speech on the subject, he closed in his best Groucho Marx manner, "But I'd give a week's pay for a peek under that blouse."
Dolly came back immediately with, "You may get a peek under this blouse, someday, but you'll NEVER see me without my wig!"
 :D :D :D
"I don't feel like an old man.  I feel like a young man who has something wrong with him."  Dick Cavett
"Beat not thy sword into a plowshare, rather beat the sword of thine enemy into a plowshare."

Percy

#10
August 24, 2003, 10:02:04 PM
QuoteI saw Dolly on Johnny Carson's show once.  Johnny was waxing compassionate about her inability to go anywhere without someone mentioning the nature of her nature, so to speak. After a lengthy and sympathetic speech on the subject, he closed in his best Groucho Marx manner, "But I'd give a week's pay for a peek under that blouse."
Dolly came back immediately with, "You may get a peek under this blouse, someday, but you'll NEVER see me without my wig!"
 :D :D :D
:D :D :D I seen that episode....busted a gut....Dolly is great...Johnny RULED....
GOLDEN RULE : The guy with the gold, makes the rules.

WoodChucker

#11
August 24, 2003, 10:28:15 PM
Johnny Carson was the best of the best at one liners. He had Arnold Palmer's wife on his show one night and ask her what she did to wish her husband good luck before a game and she stated " I kiss his balls" , Johnny said " I bet that makes his little putter stand up!  ;D

R.T.
If a Husband & Wife are alone in the forrest fighting and no one is around to hear them, is he still wrong anyway?

Mtnjack

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August 25, 2003, 08:08:28 PM
Rachel Welch was on the show one nite with her pet cat, she asked johney if he wood like to pet her pussy? he said sure get the cat off your lap first. Do you think they reherse this stuff?
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