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Offline pineywoods

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sticky wife
« on: January 25, 2008, 12:19:27 pm »
I'm sitting in the back room looking at FF posts when I hear a frantic call for help coming from the kitchen. Ran around to the kitchen expecting to find some sort of disaster like a gallon of milk spilled on the floor or some similar disaster. Wife is yelling, "get this thing off of me" . Her hand was firmly attached to one of them stick glue mouse traps. She had reached under the cabinet and grabbed it right in the middle of the glue. I was smart enuff to grab it by the edge where there's no glue, but I wasn't smart enough to not laugh  ;D. I might be out of the dog house by next week. ;D
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Re: sticky wife
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2008, 12:27:16 pm »
Well, at least you're smarter than me, Piney.  I woulda made her wait till I got the camera. :D :D :D
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Re: sticky wife
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2008, 01:22:39 pm »
And you might not have been able to focus after that.

 :D

So piney, how did you get it off?
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Re: sticky wife
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2008, 01:29:51 pm »
Might need a memory laps for your own safety!!!   :D :D 8)  Give her hug and a dozen roses.  You might be able to sleep in the house a little sooner.  That might be why my labradors have such a huge kennel, for my safety when I am falsly accused of laughing at the "wrong" time.


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Re: sticky wife
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2008, 04:59:39 pm »

So piney, how did you get it off?
I just grabbed on the edge where there's no glue and pulled hard.  Man, that stuff is some kinda sticky. Almost pulled the skin off her hand.

DanG running for the camera would probably have been inviting an iron skillet beside my head ::)
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