SAWLEX, COLUMBIA, SC - FF volunteers?

[Nancbee]

Timekeepers needed for Great Portable Sawmill Shoot-Out and New Firewood Processing Competition! In years past, we would find local college Forestry students to serve as timekeepers but this year we thought it would be more "fun" to ask our new friends at Forestry Forum if anyone would be interested in lending a hand.

We need 6 people. The Shoot-out will run Fri and Sat mornings for up to 3-1/2 hrs. and the Firewood Competition is Fri and Sat afternoons for 2 hrs. Of course, this is an extremely important task since the "winners" are based on their time in which they saw or process their allotted logs.

So if there are any hearty souls out there who are planning to attend and who wouldn't mind spending a few hours helping out, please let me know. You'd at least get a Sawmill cap or t-shirt.
Thanks,
Nancy

[Captain]

You're not concerned about bias??  :D

Captain

[Tom]

Bias is OK, but Radial is where it's at. i'm told it is Spiral, though, that leads to the top of the stairs.  :D

[Tom_in_Mo.]

hmm............ guess not, uh?

[Nancbee]

So, you gentlemen are just too smart to fall for my "Tom Sawyer" invitation to paint that fence!  :D I understand! I'll find willing helpers elsewhere. Is there a nearby college with a forestry department?

Thanks,
Nancbee

[Jeff]

 :D

Dont give up on all of em yet Nancbee, a couple may come around yet. 

[LeeB]

I wood love to help but alas. as usual, I'll be at work. >:(  I either need to get my schedule changed or send it to all the event planners so they can include me. :D LeeB

[Ron Wenrich]

When I was in college and on the woodsman's team, we had a competition in Canada where the timers were pretty co-eds.  Not a forester in the bunch, and much better on the eyes.

Clemson has a forestry school.  Its about 140 miles away.

If you want honest timers, there's a Lutheran Seminary in Columbia.   ;)

[customsawyer]

It is not that I don't want to help I just don't think I could keep my mind on my job while I was looking at all that was going on.

[Engineer]

I definitely think you'd have a bunch of very distracted Forum members, probably not very useful for what you need.  Probably better to find someone who has minimal interest in the proceedings.

[Furby]

I vote for the co-eds! ;D

[Tom_in_Mo.]

you guys kinda dissappointed me, I didn't anything you distract ya'all  when sawdust started flying :D

but I will have to go along with Furby, GO CO-EDS 8) 8) 8) 8)