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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Started by Raphael, March 08, 2007, 12:04:10 PM

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Raphael

I just got this forwarded to me with a notation that I should forward it to all my friends if I thought it was a good idea...
I don't really have any of those but it's a concept worth considering.
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George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

  Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.
The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal  immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and  ship him to Iraq.  Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in the military.
  Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.   If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
Problem solved.
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Murf

It would never work, waaaaaay too logical, it would screw up the whole system.  :D  :D  :D  :D
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BigTrev

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Onthesauk

I've always loved his solution to problem drivers on the road.  Issue everyone a gun that shoots the little darts with suction cups on the end.  Every time you see someone do something stupid on the road you shoot it with this gun.  Anytime a cop sees a car with more then three darts attached he pulls him over and issues him a ticket for being a jerk.  Works for me! :D
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Ron Wenrich

What a timely post!  Next Sunday, I have front row seats to see George Carlin.   8) 8)

I've read some of his books and I always thought if he was in the area, he was one guy I would like to see. 
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Dan_Shade

Carlin is way to liberal for ideas like that.  He gets credit for a lot of things that Ted Nugent may have come up with :)

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TexasTimbers

One of my clients insisted I read one of his books he had a few years back. It started out funny. Something about how certain people should be "phased out". But it digressed into a twisted, gross, perverted smattering of dimentia that even in my youth I would have taken pause at. I think I got halfway through chapter 2 before I chucked it. Chunked it. Whatever the case may be.
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fat olde elf

Carlin rocks !!! My son got me a framed autographed photo of George which hangs in my den.....He signed it on his bald head....He also has a great plan for golf courses,
turn them into campgrounds for the homeless.....sorry golfers, but I love it....
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