The Computer

Gary_C · June 17, 2006, 12:23:12 AM

If you pick none of the above, explain your guess.

If you have to look up the answer, you should confess. :P

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:29:10 AM

I would like to say a few words as it seems that I am running in this most important election due to a grassroots campaign that I really had no idea that existed. I hope these words help to spawn a greater threshold of knowledge and respect for things that we don't always see coming to the forefront for the individual and his relative situations that compound his choices to an extent where he must turn to those that are most able to function in a place of particular circumstance. I appreciate your support and hope that the world comes to a timely conclusion before the poles melt.

Thank you and good night.

RichlandSawyer · June 17, 2006, 12:30:51 AM

Attanasoff and Berry invented the first digital computer at Iowa State University in Ames Iowa,, uuuhhhh 1942 i think.

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:31:34 AM

BLASPHEMY!

DanG · June 17, 2006, 12:32:03 AM

I picked "None of the above".

Explanation: It was none of the above. ;D

Hmmm! It appears that Jeff Brokaw and Al Gore are actually the same person, but maybe not. ???

RichlandSawyer · June 17, 2006, 12:32:11 AM

Oh come on Jef everybody knows Al invented the internet not the computer. DUH!!!

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:35:24 AM

AHA! A Democrat! Ya spelled al's name right yet mispelled mine! Just cause I got twice as many letters in mine is NO EXCUSE! I see your tactics. Its dirty politics I say!

JimBuis · June 17, 2006, 12:35:41 AM

Answering the question, "Who invented the computer?", is at least difficult and results in responses that are quite debatable. There were machines which were invented centuries ago that were arguably laying the ground work for the eventual invention of the computer. The computer must be attributed to the work of many, many people and certainly not one person.

IMasalwaysHO
Jim

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:36:29 AM

Attanasoff sounds real close to Jeff if you use pig latin.

RichlandSawyer · June 17, 2006, 12:41:15 AM

A Dem huh?? well is Jeff actually your first name "Mr. Brokaw"............

Sounds like a vast leftwing conspiracy to me.

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:42:35 AM

Mr. Brokaw is from a state without trees has beady eyes and used to do the news.

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:44:28 AM

Its a close race. I'm tied with none of the above. 8)

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:45:25 AM

I wonder if hes from a blue state?

RichlandSawyer · June 17, 2006, 12:50:55 AM

Oh POO!!!

This is no fair i was trying to vote for none of the above but these butterfly ballets are too confusing. I ended up voting for some guy named chad.

(No floridians were intentionaly made fun of in the writing of this post)

DanG · June 17, 2006, 12:54:42 AM

Mr. Brokaw was replaced by some guy that looks like his head was smushed by a Greyhound bus. One of his beady eyes is right over his nose! Other than that, he seems like a good ol' boy.

I never could keep the Red State, Blew State thing straight. I'm from a Confused State. ??? :

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 12:56:11 AM

I'm from a black and blue state.

Gary_C · June 17, 2006, 12:58:20 AM

Jeff, that was a great campaign speech and I was thinking of voting for you myself, but it's hard to fool those guys from Iowa. :D

Who did it

The real story

From Wikipedia

Actually I snuck in a reference to the name of the machine. ABC could be considered a correct answer. Sorry DanG. :D

The man thought of this "computer" after driving 200 miles and drinking some bourbon. ;D ;D

RichlandSawyer · June 17, 2006, 01:10:40 AM

Back in my younger days i was a programmer. C and UNIX then i got therapy and i'm all better now. Well except for the corn infection thing but doc says a couple more shots of penicilin and that will be all cleared up.

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 01:14:23 AM

Yep, a few shots at a silo will surely cure a corn infection.

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 01:15:02 AM

OK who's the DanG turncoat who voted for Al Gore? FESS UP! >:(

Flurida_BlackCreek · June 17, 2006, 04:43:57 AM

My sources tell me it was a guy having problems with his icebox. So we had one of our techs pose as a appliance repairman and install some special equipment. I'm not so sure they installed the equipment right.

thurlow · June 17, 2006, 08:39:05 AM

As a Tennesseean, I REALLY RESENT the question..............and the implications!

Gary_C · June 17, 2006, 09:26:46 AM

So thurlow, who did you vote for this time? ;D

Better be careful what you confess, Jeff is looking for the guy that voted for Al. :D

Jeff · June 17, 2006, 10:12:51 AM

Well! I never thought I would get up to THIS this morning! Being beaten by NOBODY?? I'm not yet ready to concede! HUMPH! I'm watchin you close thurlow... ;)

thurlow · June 17, 2006, 10:48:17 AM

As a Tennesseeeean, I REALLY RESENT the (thinly veiled) barbs; I think the whole vote/election is flawed (flawn?); there was no mass mailing done beforehand with the correct candidates indicated, there was no party affilation indicated for the candidates, etc. As a Tennesseeeeean, I've voted the straight Bull Moose ticket for years; philosophically, of course, my heart will always belong to the Know Nothings, but we all know how long it's been since they fielded a viable candidate; a vote for the people they've put up recently is a wasted vote and I refuse to waste my vote................. :'(