Persiflage

Roxie · March 07, 2006, 02:03:45 AM

Who left the door open on the parakeet cage?!?

DanG · March 07, 2006, 02:05:16 AM

The cat.

Hey Roxie! Where ya been?

Roxie · March 07, 2006, 02:11:35 AM

Watching your makeover on the phone call thread!! :D :D :D You look like the guy the Canadian Mounties are after for tieing a woman to the rail road tracks so you can get the deed to her ranch!! :D

Jeff · March 07, 2006, 02:26:20 AM

TexasTimbers · March 07, 2006, 04:58:01 AM

The answer is: No one in their right mind.

The question is:____________________?

thurlow · March 07, 2006, 08:20:51 AM

Who was it that recorded, "Turn out the lights, the party's over?" Not the Willie Nelson version............Hint....... it wasn't Don Meredith and Howard Cosell. 8)

isassi · March 07, 2006, 08:26:00 AM

"Life is like a box of chocolates...."

Engineer · March 07, 2006, 08:27:42 AM

i found yore cheetos.....

jon12345 · March 07, 2006, 11:35:36 AM

meet me at high noon in front of the saloon smiley_horserider

Radar67 · March 07, 2006, 11:47:39 AM

DanG, speaking of cats, what do you call it when you get a female cat "manizzled"? ;D

Stew

DanG · March 07, 2006, 11:51:19 AM

An exercise in futility? ??? :D :D

DanG · March 07, 2006, 11:54:00 AM

Hey y'all! jon12345 is gonna buy me a drink! ;D 8) 8)

Rockn H · March 07, 2006, 01:27:43 PM

Does anybody remember that post a while back about reading words that were spelt wrong as long as they started and ended with the right letters.
For some reason ctate reminded me of that post. I'd of never noticed if he hadn't went and fixed it. :D

crtreedude · March 07, 2006, 02:27:21 PM

Just what were we talking about anyway? Zumbas?

Or was it herding cats? I think getting this group to stay on topic and not bring up food would require more divine intervention than we can probably expect.

Roxie · March 07, 2006, 02:52:00 PM

A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

thurlow · March 07, 2006, 04:21:36 PM

If a mime falls down in a forest and..................his wife is not there.............does he make any sound ?

crtreedude · March 07, 2006, 04:27:39 PM

If a mime falls down in a forest, is it considered a good thing? :

submarinesailor · March 07, 2006, 04:38:19 PM

Sometimes, you guys are berry, berry, strange/odd/bizarre/outlandish/weird.

;) :D ;D >:( :(

8) ??? :

Engineer · March 07, 2006, 06:00:32 PM

tell us sumpin' we don't know...... :

woodbeard · March 07, 2006, 07:33:36 PM

If Rene Descartes thinks he's in a forest, is he?

Tom · March 07, 2006, 08:18:42 PM

Only if it is he, who is.

isawlogs · March 07, 2006, 08:34:53 PM

I think that winter has been too long for a lot of people :D :D :D ;)

Sprucegum · March 07, 2006, 09:01:09 PM

Past Matin

Perused Persiflage Post

Pertinent? Perfectly!

Persnickity? Possibly.

Polite? Perchance.

Posthumous posting? Preposterous!!

Pleasant Policing? Predictably.

Pictionary Sprucegum

I respect the truth to much to drag it out on every occasion

jon12345 · March 07, 2006, 09:47:37 PM

A round for the FF would cost several thousand dollars hope there isn't a rush. :D

TexasTimbers · March 07, 2006, 10:24:36 PM

Thanks Engineer, but you can have 'em. The cat ate the bird.

But like I was saying, in the old days, students in rural schools liked to lead cows up the staircase when the teach was away and then let the teacher figure out how to get it down. Seems cows can walk up 'em, but they can't go down. Cows. Ya gotta love 'em. I like mine medium well.

Try saying "Medium good" at your favorite resturaunt and see how far that gets you.

I can juggle fairly well.