Found me again

[iain]

Sorry chaps and chapets, but i'm going to change my id and go underground again,
i'll come back to this forum with a new name and life, and to live a quiet life hoping they wont find me again,

but to be frank, i dont think it will last very long, what with modern technology progressing at the pace it is

one can but always live in hope no matter what



iain (for the last time)

[Jeff]

woe woe woe!  Whats up with this Funky Forest Boy?

[Gilman]

I hope he doesn't change his name too much so we'll be able to recognize him.  Maybe something really clever like, Niai

[Jeff]

I'm hoping hes just going to capitalize his "I"

[isawlogs]

Sorry chaps and chapets, but i'm going to change my id and go underground again,
i'll come back to this forum with a new name and life, and to live a quiet life hoping they wont find me again,

but to be frank, i dont think it will last very long, what with modern technology progressing at the pace it is

one can but always live in hope no matter what

  Whats up iain  You at the wrong end of a barrel  ???

[Murf]

I hope he doesn't change his name too much so we'll be able to recognize him.  Maybe something really clever like, Niai

I would think there's not going to be many registrants from the UK in a too-too showing up.   :D

[iain]

It's a lot worse than a too-too
or bigging up my i's

these people never sleep, never get tired, never stop, and have the tracking resources of an average sized country



niai

[Murf]

It's a lot worse than a too-too

Oh-oh, is it as bad as a four-four ?  :D

[Weekend_Sawyer]

but to be frank,

???

Could it be you will be coming back as frank

???

[Gilman]

I really hope "they" aren't the Mossad, they'd fit you description.   

[iain]

These people are waaaay better than that

mossad are light years behind in abillity to find and hold on


niai

[shopteacher]

Sounds like revenuers to me. You ain't been brewing hootch or invasion of taxes are ya? 

[Paul_H]

these people never sleep, never get tired, never stop, and have the tracking resources of an average sized country

niai

Sounds like niai has relatives coming to stay. Run niai,run!

[Quartlow]

Well whoever it is I want to know, just so I don't tick them off and get em after me  ;)

[iain]

Nope it's the Readers Digest direct mail marketing department,

thay got me as a vip rewards qualifier with my own rewards portfolio :-

Sekonda watch,

21" colour tv,

vip discount subscription,

£15,000 special prize opportunity

special bonus award of £3,000

£517.43p reward statement

six exclusive numbers with which to advance to the "Winner Selection Stage"

were i and i alone, can win any prize that could be won by the enclosed numbers if one number were to be selected

because i am "such a valued long term customer" i can enter the draw for a new car if i reply within 72 hours

next paragraph:-  simply by taking out a subscription to RD magazine i can be entitled up to and including £500 of very carefully chosen gifts

you know i do enjoy RD but have never subscribed, my neighbour gives me her old ones

should i capitulate and return the envelope and spend my winnings on a new mill? or change names and start a new life?

adding it all up, it looks like i've got just over £300,000 comming my way, guess i'll be buy the beers at the next piggy roast, what am i talking about going into hiding i'm rich 8) 8) 8)



IAIN, IAIN, IAIN

[isawlogs]

  A rich man in hiding .  ;D

  iain , I have been receiving emails lately about deceased relatives in Africa , filthy rich they wher e, only person they cann trace back is me ...  :  they only want me to give them a few personel numbers and they will send me all this money ...   Ya wright .  :P

[Murf]

DanG Marcel, mebbe were related ta each udder den, cause I get dem emails too!!   :D

[crtreedude]

One of the true blessings of living here - no junk mail, no telemarketers.

[iain]

Not sure how i stopped them, but i dont get those kind of mails any more,
used to be half dozen a day
all from differant people, but saying the same thing, and with the same mistakes in them :D


iain(workshop hunting)

and now owner of Leafbone.com 8)

[Murf]

Good on you!!!  8)

If ya need a place ta hide from da tele-marketers, you can stay at my place in The Bahamas, you'll feel right at home der, dey even drive on da wrong side too.  :D

[iain]

Thanks Murf you got any saw dust there?



    iain

[Murf]

Actually, I never thought about it, can you saw a palm tree?  :

[Lud]

iain ,
          So what's a Leafbone?  Inquiring minds want to know!   Is it anything like a henway?

[iain]

That must be the stoopidists question i ever heard a man of sence ask

with a trip to Barbados in the offing


 I'LL SAW IT WITH MY TEETH IF I HAVE TOO : ;D

 i'd even sand out any wave by slidding up and down it with my butt using ground coral as abrasive


iain

[iain]

Lud   
       In the winter here, the leaf's of plain tree's start to rot on the ground, you can pick up just the vein's, and with a bit of looking you can find a perfect one,

twas my oldest son Alexander that choosed the name years ago


iain