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boboak

  Whats the dumbest thing you've ever done in the woods?  What happened, how did you fix it and what did you learn from it.  If you don't want to 'fess up tell us about the dumbest thing you saw somebody else do. ;) ;)
Sometimes you get things done faster if you do them slower

Mr Mom

     I got saw pinched in a tree  :o :o. Had to walk about 1700ft to get the other saw. When i got back with the other saw went to pull the cord and it broke. Had to walk another 1700ft then go to the store and get new cord.




     Mr Mom

Jeff

I fell out of the front of a bobcat with a feller buncher on the front.   :o

The feller buncher was small so there were many trees that had to be cut with the chainsaw. Our cutter cut a big aspen on a large hill that the wind caught and pushed into an oak hanging it up with the butt still on the stump.  Well, I went up the hill with the bobcat thinking I would lift the tree off the stump as I backed up, pulling the tree down.  Well, backing up and lifting a weight on a hill was not the thing to do.  Just about the time the tree was going to come down, the bobcat tipped forward and I didnt have on my seat belt or the door latched. I fell out the front, and luckily the bobcat just stayed there, with its back wheels past straight over top of the backweels and the buncher head stuck in the ground.  I reached up and shut the engine off as there was no pushing myself back over.   I walked back to the landing and we got a skidder.  Hooked a cable to the bobcat and started to winch it. it looked like it was going to tip slowly back on its wheels, but kept going and flipped on down the hill backwards this time.

We got the bobcat turned back on its wheels, checked and refilled the fluids, and I went back to work. With my seatbelt on and the door latched.
Just call me the midget doctor.
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Commercial circle sawmill sawyer in a past life for 25yrs.
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Flyboy

 8) The first was gettin caught with Judy W. out back of her house, by her husband, my nephew. :o :o

The 2nd was gettin a D8-H stuck on it's belly pan on top a 4' oak stump with the tracks 6" off the ground. :-[ :-[ :-[

The 3rd was knockin down a dead pine with the same D8, cleanin out the power wires at 4pm on Friday afternoon when my buddy down the road was fixin to milk 200 head of holstiens. :'( :'( :'(
Flyboy


A "Good Old Jack" -  DT 7500 Kubota 4X4 Farmi Winch - Norwood LM 2000 Band Mill - A Good Son, A Good Dog,

Flyboy

 ;D Oh Yeah, DON'T DO ANY OF THEM AGAIN - and GET CAUGHT. 8)
Flyboy


A "Good Old Jack" -  DT 7500 Kubota 4X4 Farmi Winch - Norwood LM 2000 Band Mill - A Good Son, A Good Dog,

whitepine

January in northern Minnesota I was cutting black ash for firewood in a swamp with a farmall C and breaking thru the ice constantly getting stuck so figured I know what to do spread hay in the swamp the cows would come in to eat and  knock the snow down so the swamp would freeze. Sounds good don't it? I came back a few hours latter and my whole herd was standing in water half way up their back eating hay ( These were Highland cattle with about 8 inches of hair so they were soaked). The only way  I was able to get them out of there was to set the hay on fire and spread more hay outside the swamp. Never lost a cow and the swamp did freeze so I suppose it worked.

getoverit

One of my best friends is a youth pastor for high school kids. He had just taken this new church and the kids all got together In the fall of the year and decided to give him a "welcome to our church" gift.  The kids had deemed it proper one night to toilet paper a large tree in his front yard.  His "yard" was several acres out in the boonies. There had been about a 10 week drought in his area....remember this....

He came home and started thinking of ways to get the toilet paper out of the tree. There had been a 10 week drought...

all of a sudden, it came to him how to do it: There had been a 10 week drought...

He decided that if he lit one of the pieces of toilet paper on fire, it would just follow it's self up the tree, burn out the Toilet paper, and there wouldnt be anything left except for some ashes.  There had been a 10 week drought....

All was well, until a small gust of wind came along, and the burning toilet paper which was VERY high in the tree began to blow out into the yard, and the surrounding woods. There had been a 10 week drought....

It ws still OK, as all he had to do was stomp out the burning embers. UNTIL he ran out of stomp. the surrounding woods were on fire, his yard was on fire, and even the top of the tree was on fire, continuing to spread even more burning embers.

The fire department was called, the forrestry service, and every neighbor within hearing distance, spraying, stomping, plowing, etc.

I dont think he made a very good first impression in the neighorhood  ;D
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and sleep all day

getoverit

This one of about me  :o

Everyone knows that if you are on a mountain, and spot a tree leaning down hill, that if you notch the downhill side of the tree and then cut the lever from the uphill side, the tree will fall downhill..... right?

Well I happen to know where there is a Johnsred 2050 chainsaw bar, complete with the chain stuck in the lever of a tree that fell uphill. It is on the edge of a cliff, no way to get any power equipment to it, and not far out of Clayton Georgia (My former residence).
I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I work all night and sleep all day

jon12345

My friend  ::) used to cut firewood for the campfire with some real professional gear on - sandals and shorts   smiley_hardhat2


getoverit - in 20 or 30 yrs when the tree has rotted enough ya can go back and just grab the saw and post it here on the forum for everyone to fight over the 'antique saw' stuck in a tree for 20 yrs  ;D
A.A.S. in Forest Technology.....Ironworker

Bill

Well this is anonymous right -

Many years ago when even I was a young'un I saw mechanic friends start engines that had been idle for a long time by priming them with gas.

So when my friends tractor ( gas engine ) wouldn't start I helped. I stood on the track, had a small paint can with gas and was dribbling it into the carb. You know it backfired - lighting up me, the paint can, my parka ( dead of winter in Vermont did I say ) . I don't swim well nor dive at all - but I made a perfect swan dive into the snow while flipping the paint can the other way. I'm very glad my friend also dived into the snow to cover me with his jacket.

Epilogue - I've kept that parka, with the singed real coyote fur trimmed hood, for decades as a reminder to behave myself with gas.

Otherwise  -  Happy New Year to all

jon12345

Here's another one involving gas...my cousin was warmin up the garage cause the deer he shot had froze, so first time he tries lighting the fire with deisel, that's not cutting it so he grabs some gas.  He lights it and flames shoot out of the stove, burning all the hair off his hands. 

About 15 minutes pass and the wood isn't warming it up fast enough. Here he goes dumping gas in a bucket and walking toward the stove... BOOOM   a huge fireball shoots out of the stove, catching a ladder on fire, the bucket, the floor.  I open the garage door quick and the bucket is kicked out, grab a towel and start beatin the fire out on the floor.  He burned some of his eyelashes, eyebrows, and his hair was singed all the way to the back of his head,  next time I think he'll avoid using gas to 'light' a lit stove. 
A.A.S. in Forest Technology.....Ironworker

Modat22

Don't know how far back you wanna go but I always remember this one.

When I was 11 years old, I got an idea from watching a james bond film. He slid down a cable from a building with his belt. WOW I said.. I can do that.

I go out in the woods string a piece of outside telephone wire from one tree to another, take an old washer pulley and attach a rope handle by threading the rope thru the pulley hub, and DOWN ! I go.

1st time worked like a charm but my cable stretched.

2nd time cable broke, pulley made a 3inch gash in my scalp and I fell about 12 feet.

Ohh the memories of the look on my dads face. And the many other looks I got from other projects.

BTW can you imagine the look I got when I mentioned that I was building a bandsaw mill?
remember man that thy are dust.

slowzuki

Got my saw stuck in a tree overhead while trying to clear a dead fall.  The saw was at about 8 ft and the tree was hung between to bunches.

I ended up taking the bar off while balancing on some brush I drug over then chopped the bar free with a little hachet I had back in the car.  The tree was about 10" diameter and overhead so you can imagine how fast that was.

james

when walking a jd550 on the gravel road at your barn make shure the new extention cord you just bought isn't streched out in one lane of the road
any body have a use for 200 extention cords each 6 inches long :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
james

Burlkraft

Flyboy......

Pants around the ankles ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Why not just 1 pain free day?

Cedarman

When we were kids (alright, when I was younger :D) my brother and I got the idea of jumping off the house roof with an umbrella to slow us down. About a 10 foot fall to a soft yard.  We didn't think it slowed us down much. So we busted that myth. :D :D :D
I am in the pink when sawing cedar.

3584ELK

Well, after 25 years, I suppose I should confess to something that would have killed me.  I was 18 working my first timber falling job.  The saw boss pointed in the general direction of the deck landing.  I was busy sawing this tree, when the saw boss comes over and gives me the shut off signal.  He pulls me off to the side, and showed me where the logs would go once I cut that tree...right over me!

I am still embarrassed about the stupidity of this stunt.  I am thankful to a little divine influence on a saw boss who never saw the inside of a church.

sawguy21

More than one has pulled a similar stunt and not lived to tell about it. I'm sure glad that saw boss was paying attention..
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

Glenn


Driving on a winter road ( holes filled with snow and frozen) in a marshy area in the spring. Truck sank with all wheels off the ground.  Brand new truck the day before - no 4 wheeler, radio, or winch.  Had to walk 27 km's to the main road.  Thought i'd pull it out the next day.  The next day the truck was sitting right up to the bottom of the doors and the other 4 wheel drive couldn't budge it. It took 2 tow trucks to pull it out.

Thowing used aerosol paint cans from tree marking into the fire at lunch.  They go like a rocket.


Timburr

When we were teenagers, we had the foolish notion of doing, what we called 'tree-bending'. The objective was to climb 25' plantation conifers and get a swing going. We then grabbed it's neighbour and transfered across.....and so on.
What an adrenaline rush, but so incredibly fatigueing.

We tree-bent for days, until I missed to get a good hold of the next tree. Unable to counter the forces of gravity, my trip to terra firma was extremely quick, breaking every branch on the way there. Thankfully no broken bones, just severly winded and bruised, and one sobering lesson learnt  :-[

How any of us ever got killed, I don't know. I SEEM to have a bit more sense now!!

To forestry forum youngsters: Don't try this. It's foolish.

Stay safe Tim

Sense is not common

Luckyfarmer

Tim

  I didn't swing tree to tree but did climb hickory and bend them and hang in the air until the tree bent enough to let us down.  A few times we picked a big tree that wouldn't bend and had to drop..rough landing.  We though at the time is was fun and safe :D :D

isassi

I can admit to be a novice when downing trees...especially since I did this twice! I was dropping 2 elms, next to a house. I cut the not, probably way too big, and then doing the back cut (MS440 / 36inch bar), totally missed where I wanted to stop (both trees) and at the presice moment the tree should fall, the wind picked from the wrong direction, and I cut through the hinge, leaving the tree sitting straight up, on top of the bar. Dumb and stupid, doing it twice shows how dumb I are  :D Anyway, since I was next to the house, I had a cable on the backhoe, so i was able to tip them where they needed to go. Luckily, no kick, no damage, and this shows how dumb some of us can be.... :o

timberjack240

the dumbest thing iever did?? where to start  ;D id hafta say when i i pu thte 240 out over a bridge . it was about 6 ft to the water and the old jack was jsut hangin there. i was tryin to get sumthin untalngled and wasnt watchin were i was goin. i fixed the problem by watchin where i was goin  ;D

dancan

pellet gun wars with friends , boy were we stupid or what ?
we did the tree swinging in some pines but after the second time i hit the ground i called it quits.

bedway

i was about 11 years old when i pulled this stunt! my dad had an old home made tractor. it had a 6 cylinder chevy engine in it with a worm gear rearend out of some old military truck. this thing was geared so low in first gear you could go in the house for coffee and come back and it hadnt moved three feet. it was notorious for the battery going dead and haveing to push start it. one day me an my buddy decide were going to ride it around in the field, pulling each other around on the hood of a car. low and behold the battery was dead. it was parked in my dads garage which was slightly below ground level so we couldnt push it out. i get the great idea to jack the back end up off the ground. the rear tires have chains on them. i have my buddy get on the seat. i wrap a logging chain around the diameter of the left wheel. my buddy has the ignition  on and the clutch depressed. i pull the chain, which starts the axel spinning. my buddy pops the clutch and she fires! about this time the logging chain hooks itself to the tire chain and oh my god the racket! the logging chain was spinning as the tire turned, missing my buddys head by inches as it flew by. the chain was beating the concrete floor and ceiling with each revolution. luckly i had the presence of mind to hit the kill switch. when we quit shakeing we both checked our drawers for skid marks and started thinking of things i could tell dad about the damage to the floor, ceiling etc. needless to say,,the man above was watching over us that day! smiley_swinging_board

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