Bovine mudder

pigman · July 29, 2005, 01:13:14 PM

Found this cow stuck in the mud this morning. :( While I was digging her out with the tractor and loader wife came to see and took a picture. There is a large pond in the field for the cows, but this cow just had to try to drink out of this mud hole. :

When I got her dug out she charged me.

She is a little muddy and weak but I think she will be alright.

DanG · July 29, 2005, 01:22:43 PM

How much did she charge? ??? I need to know so I won't be overcharged next time. Did she take American Express or did ya hafta come up wit da cash?

Patty · July 29, 2005, 01:32:24 PM

We used to have sheep when I was a kid. They insisted on going through the fence and getting stuck in a mudhole similar to the one in your picture there. Seems like they did htat every chance they got. Dumbest animal I ever saw. :

Jodi · July 29, 2005, 01:44:25 PM

Quote from: DanG on July 29, 2005, 01:22:43 PM
How much did she charge? ??? I need to know so I won't be overcharged next time. Did she take American Express or did ya hafta come up wit da cash?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

Murf · July 29, 2005, 01:51:27 PM

Somehow I suspect she didn't charge much.

There's a big discount for "steak-holders" ........... :D

Mike_Barcaskey · July 29, 2005, 02:12:16 PM

Patty, in my limited experience with sheep, they are only surpassed in dumbness by chickens

Patty · July 29, 2005, 02:52:34 PM

And ducks make chickens look smart! Worse yet, I hear turkeys are even dumber than ducks smiley_turkey_dancing

Mike_Barcaskey · July 29, 2005, 03:10:14 PM

Patty, you are correct :D :D

Roxie · July 29, 2005, 03:23:28 PM

DanG, that was quick and that was FUNNY! :D

moosehunter · July 29, 2005, 04:47:47 PM

I bagged a domestic goose with my motorcycle today. Motorcycle has minor damage >:(, I am unscathed

, the goose is DEAD 8).
These people live on a county highway and have let these geese run free for years. Many of them have been mushed by cars, I may have been the first with a bike! Seems a waste to let them into the road and get killed when they could be enjoyed with the mashed taters and gravy ;D

Haytrader · July 29, 2005, 06:03:35 PM

Well, they get em killed, tenderized, and all they have to do is pluck and bake...

;)

pigman · July 29, 2005, 06:16:20 PM

Quote from: DanG on July 29, 2005, 01:22:43 PM
How much did she charge? ??? I need to know so I won't be overcharged next time. Did she take American Express or did ya hafta come up wit da cash?

Well it was like this. I don't carry my wallet on the farm. When she charged I didn't have any cash or credit cards. :( She was so displeased that she tried to put me in the mud hole. :-[ If it was not for a small tree to get behind I believe both of us would have ended back in the mud. :(

gary · July 29, 2005, 08:33:41 PM

I would name that cow dinner

Cowboy Bob · July 29, 2005, 09:27:27 PM

Hey ya Pigman, mudder greetins! I insist that my cows accept Capitol One or cash. Most of my cows that would take advantage like that would get a one way ride to the Hamberger Joint. Cash on loading! ;D
Now, act like ya know and put a fence around that mud hole, you can charge the cows instead of them charging you!
Ain't it so?

WH_Conley · July 29, 2005, 09:35:52 PM

Cure for a charging cow-BAR-B-QUE ;D

pigman · July 29, 2005, 10:17:34 PM

I went out tonight to check on the cow and she is doing fine. She is a gentle cow: she just got a little excited with me using the tractor to dig her out. I think what pithed her off the most is she got her hair all muddy. Like most ladies she didn't like her hair all messed up.

;D

Mrs._Stump_Jumper · July 29, 2005, 10:27:43 PM

Turkeys are very dumb.

I currently have a hen turkey that watches herself all day in my chrome bumper on my truck. She will peck at it once in a while then I have to get after her.

Stump-Jumper had a truck that resembled the first pic. :D :D

CHARLIE · July 30, 2005, 12:38:20 AM

Pigman, I think I know why that cow got pithed at you. She was hot and sweaty and the flies were biting her. So she walked down into that nice cool mud and was enjoying not being bit by flies when someone comes along and yanked her out of her comfort zone and back into the fly territory. I'd be irritated too. ;D

Jodi · July 30, 2005, 09:36:00 PM

Yeah, so would I. :

Minnesota_boy · July 30, 2005, 10:04:39 PM

Quote from: pigman on July 29, 2005, 10:17:34 PM
I think what pithed her off the most is she got her hair all muddy. Like most ladies she didn't like her hair all messed up. \

Yup, that would be an udder disaster. ;D :D

Jodi · July 31, 2005, 12:24:48 AM

:D :D :D

Blake22 · July 31, 2005, 05:39:49 PM

Quote from: Patty on July 29, 2005, 02:52:34 PM
And ducks make chickens look smart! Worse yet, I hear turkeys are even dumber than ducks smiley_turkey_dancing

The only thing dumber than a turkey is a saw-horse. ;D ;D