Grits?????????

brdmkr · July 14, 2005, 10:42:32 PM

Who has altered DanG's profile? Do NOT eat grits!!!!!!

What? Someone has highjacked the forum or kidnapped DanG.

DanG, say it isn't so!

DanG · July 14, 2005, 11:01:22 PM

It's da twoot! :-\ I have ceased and desisted from promoting the consumption of this wonderful substance. It seems that some unscrupulous souls are promoting the use of corn, a major ingredient of Grits, as a fuel for something other than the mammalian carcass. I figger this is gonna drive up the price of corn, thus, the price of Grits. I feel it is incumbent upon us, as lovers of Grits, to protect our own best interests, thereby ceasing to encourage new consumers from consuming.

Jeff · July 14, 2005, 11:15:43 PM

No problem. I will honor your wishes. Besides, good alcuhol comes from barley and rye. BOYCOTT CORN IF IT AINT ON DA COB!

Buzz-sawyer · July 14, 2005, 11:17:28 PM

I have altered my user pic on the bottom of my page in protest to this outrage........If this occurs as planned grit supplies will increase and people North of the mason Dixon may be forced to consume these hair altering menaces

Dan_Shade · July 14, 2005, 11:17:57 PM

good alcohol comes from barley, rotgut comes from corn!

:-D

chet · July 14, 2005, 11:20:43 PM

Barley Pop.......Yum

DanG · July 14, 2005, 11:22:49 PM

Aww, that's just that little toy alcohol they get from barley. The REAL McCoy comes from corn. Corn has more energy in it than any other grain. That's why they make fuel alcohol from it, and that's why Grits is so good for ya.

OOPS! I wasn't gonna try ta sell anybody else on'em. :-[ :-[ Y'all fergit I said that!

Ernie · July 14, 2005, 11:25:35 PM

Quote from: Dan_Shade on July 14, 2005, 11:17:57 PM
good alcohol comes from barley, rotgut comes from corn!

:-D

And GREAT alcohol comes from good ole Canadian rye 8) 8) 8) 8)

DanG · July 14, 2005, 11:29:15 PM

Oh Lordy! Now it has become a safety issue. EVERYBODY is gonna be required, by OSHA, to eat Grits every morning. The price is gonna get so high I'll hafta saw two logs every day, instead of one log, every other day! You people are wearing me down! >:(

Buzz-sawyer · July 14, 2005, 11:32:50 PM

Quote from: Buzz-sawyer on July 14, 2005, 11:17:28 PM
I have altered my user pic on the bottom of my page in protest to this outrage........If this occurs as planned grit supplies will increase and people North of the mason Dixon may be forced to consume these hair altering menaces

Obviously the HEALTH hazards are clear..................

chet · July 14, 2005, 11:38:15 PM

Next yur gonna see a notice on da box from da Surgeon General. :D

DanG · July 14, 2005, 11:48:31 PM

Please note that I have changed my position yet again back to what it was all over again in the first place. ;D We gon' run tha world on taters and Grits will return to it's rightful place as KING of the food world. Thanks, Chet! ;D 8) ;D 8) ;D 8)

crtreedude · July 15, 2005, 09:06:47 AM

There is no way I am going to put a plate of grits in front of the workers. They are pretty easy going guys, but given Ana's reaction, I don't want to see what people with machetes might do if fed grits!

Murf · July 15, 2005, 04:39:15 PM

QuoteAnd GREAT alcohol comes from good ole Canadian rye

And apparently sombody misses good ole' Ontariairie-arie-ooooooo ..... :D

I wonder what the shipping costs would be to send a big ole' jug of Crown Royal to Mangamaio New Zealand ???

dave7191 · July 15, 2005, 06:15:12 PM

I'm going to have to agree with booth sides this time i've been knowed to have a plate of grits from time to time but i sure do like the crown royal
Dave

Part_Timer · July 15, 2005, 07:34:23 PM

hay dang

I'm a big fan of corn products. GRITS, CORN SQUEEZINGS, STEAK FEED, and fuel for the mill. WHat more could a person want.

Better keep it quiet or there may not be enough to go around ;)

Tom

Ernie · July 16, 2005, 03:22:44 PM

Murf

Just send it freight forward, I love the stuff even though we can't get good ginger ale here like Canada Dry.

If I've got a spare $100.00 I could pick up a bottle somewhere.

Jeff · July 17, 2005, 05:06:18 PM

I just did a bunch of google searches to try to add some info to this thread since its in health and safety. I was searching things like "Death by grits" ,"grits causes death", "Killer grits" and I couldnt find a blessed thing. :-\

HOWEVER, I search "Bad grits" and came up with all sorts of things. ;D

woodbowl · July 17, 2005, 08:58:39 PM

I don't believe it Jeff. Here's what I et this morning. ;D ;D ;D Let see if you can name them viddles.

woodbowl · July 17, 2005, 09:00:24 PM

Also, why did that picture split my sentence into two parts?

Tom · July 17, 2005, 10:07:41 PM

It split it in two parts because your cursor was placed after the "w" when you pasted the URL of the picturte.

What's that red stuff? :D

pigman · July 17, 2005, 10:25:15 PM

woodbowl, If you had the viddles on Sunday morning, I hope you kept them in the frig since you took the picture on Friday. :

Maybe your camera date is off a couple days. :P

crtreedude · July 17, 2005, 10:58:50 PM

Always quick to support our fearless leader - I have actually found a Southernor who doesn't like Grits!

http://www.humorcolumnist.com/grits.htm

I think it is well written and well reasoned. ;D

woodbowl · July 18, 2005, 01:02:02 AM

I remember now Tom, I was left clicking trying to insert the code, then I remembered to right click and paste. Must have clicked in that spot. What do you mean, what's that red stuff? Don't you know what _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ looks like? ???.............Guess them viddles! ;D ;D