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Something cheesy
« on: November 21, 2004, 07:48:34 am »
Making Cheese from Moose Milk

Farmers in northern Sweden are milking moose, hoping that cheese-lovers with deep pockets will develop a taste for moose cheese.

It's healthy and tasty - and very expensive (nearly $500 per pound) because moose milk is hard to obtain.

How to milk a moose :D

Here moosey moosey



Now what do I do? :D



:) :) :)

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2004, 09:41:21 am »
 Can I watch you TRY to milk that cow ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2004, 10:11:45 am »

Pre-commercial thinning pays off. :)

'If she wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn to handle her end of the log.'
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2004, 10:19:45 am »
Hey!  That was really COOL!   I haven't read about the therapeutic nature of Moose Milk yet but I sure like the Moose Milking Cage.  
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2004, 10:32:52 am »
We have something we call moose milk but it sure never came from a moose
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2004, 10:36:25 am »

Pre-commercial thinning pays off. :)

'If she wants to play lumberjack, she's going to have to learn to handle her end of the log.'
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2004, 12:51:21 pm »
 :o Don´t look at me! I live in the south!  :-[

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2004, 12:55:07 pm »
Poor Swede,

I knew you'de cop out on us. :D

;D cheers :)

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2004, 01:04:33 am »
Don´t know if I told you this story..........

There was some mooses on the field outside my workshop, went out, hide behind a continer and started to sound like a he-moose. A young she-moose lifted her head and listened, started to move in my direction. Some steps every time she heard that sound.
When there was just a small conainer + 10´or so between us I had to tell her I am a human. She wasn´t intrested anymore but turned around and run into the woods.

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2004, 03:36:14 am »
Pretty scary stuff  :o













poor moose ;D  :D :D :D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2004, 05:04:10 am »
Never mind milking those domesticated moose, lets see some pictures of milking those "free range" kind. :D :D
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2004, 05:54:48 am »
You can hold the bucket. ;D :D :D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2004, 06:06:42 am »
SwampDonkey---Are you going to take care of the other part of milking? :o
Warm your hands up first ;D
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2004, 06:11:35 am »
Sprucebunny:

That position is still vacant. Any volunteers? ;D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2004, 06:16:21 am »
Not me!! I make a point of staying away from the back end of animals that weigh more than a couple hundred pounds.
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2004, 06:20:47 am »
 :D :D :D :D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2004, 06:35:22 pm »
That stuff just aint right!  :o

I would love to see how they get the moose in the cage  :D


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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2004, 06:52:50 pm »
  The HECK with all you "moose milkers". Have Y'all forgot that the Swede is SINGLE, and he's out there calling SHE mooses ??? HMmmmmmmmmmmmm   :o;D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2004, 06:58:10 pm »
Fla_Deadheader

Did ya overlook my response to that? ;)

Run away little she moose :D :D :D :D

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Re: Something cheesy
« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2004, 07:05:15 pm »
 :-[ :-[  It's late, I'm tired.  ::) ::)
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