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« on: November 21, 2004, 08:48:34 AM »
Making Cheese from Moose Milk

Farmers in northern Sweden are milking moose, hoping that cheese-lovers with deep pockets will develop a taste for moose cheese.

It's healthy and tasty - and very expensive (nearly $500 per pound) because moose milk is hard to obtain.

How to milk a moose Ya dats a good one!

Here moosey moosey



Now what do I do? Ya dats a good one!



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« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2004, 10:41:21 AM »
 Can I watch you TRY to milk that cow Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2004, 11:11:45 AM »
You asked for it Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!

Click Here Grin Grin Ya dats a good one!

More Moose Milking-Click Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2004, 11:19:45 AM »
Hey!  That was really COOL!   I haven't read about the therapeutic nature of Moose Milk yet but I sure like the Moose Milking Cage.  
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« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2004, 11:32:52 AM »
We have something we call moose milk but it sure never came from a moose
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2004, 11:36:25 AM »
Navy Moose Milk anyone?

Smiley Ya dats a good one! Grin Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2004, 01:51:21 PM »
 Shocked Don´t look at me! I live in the south!  Embarrassed

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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2004, 01:55:07 PM »
Poor Swede,

I knew you'de cop out on us. Ya dats a good one!

Grin cheers Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2004, 02:04:33 AM »
Don´t know if I told you this story..........

There was some mooses on the field outside my workshop, went out, hide behind a continer and started to sound like a he-moose. A young she-moose lifted her head and listened, started to move in my direction. Some steps every time she heard that sound.
When there was just a small conainer + 10´or so between us I had to tell her I am a human. She wasn´t intrested anymore but turned around and run into the woods.

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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2004, 04:36:14 AM »
Pretty scary stuff  Shocked













poor moose Grin  Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2004, 06:04:10 AM »
Never mind milking those domesticated moose, lets see some pictures of milking those "free range" kind. Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2004, 06:54:48 AM »
You can hold the bucket. Grin Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2004, 07:06:42 AM »
SwampDonkey---Are you going to take care of the other part of milking? Shocked
Warm your hands up first Grin
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2004, 07:11:35 AM »
Sprucebunny:

That position is still vacant. Any volunteers? Grin
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« Reply #14 on: November 22, 2004, 07:16:21 AM »
Not me!! I make a point of staying away from the back end of animals that weigh more than a couple hundred pounds.
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« Reply #15 on: November 22, 2004, 07:20:47 AM »
 Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #16 on: November 22, 2004, 07:35:22 PM »
That stuff just aint right!  Shocked

I would love to see how they get the moose in the cage  Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #17 on: November 22, 2004, 07:52:50 PM »
  The HECK with all you "moose milkers". Have Y'all forgot that the Swede is SINGLE, and he's out there calling SHE mooses Can ya explain dat one to me? I don't understand that one for sure eh HMmmmmmmmmmmmm   Shocked;D Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #18 on: November 22, 2004, 07:58:10 PM »
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Did ya overlook my response to that? Wink

Run away little she moose Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one! Ya dats a good one!
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« Reply #19 on: November 22, 2004, 08:05:15 PM »
 Embarrassed Embarrassed  It's late, I'm tired.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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