JeffB,
Skinny is what you are before you get hydraulics

I just got done eatin' 3 chicken breasts soaked in buttermilk all day and baked with a dressin' up with eggs and saltine crumbs, homemade mac and cheese, fresh stringbeans and a pile of biscuits . . .and this was a lite supper

No matter how much I eat, all this Peavey pushin', lumber stickin', buckin' and skiddin' just won't let me put on any weight.

and winter's on it's way

What I need is a cush job where all I had to do was sit 'round on a padded seat in an air conditioned cab and push levers and press buttons--know where I could get a job like that