Arkey will never make a decent cussword, though. Sounds more like a cat sneezing. AAARkheee!
There used to be a chainsaw carver in Tallahassee(he may still be there, but I ain't) that did some magnificent sculptures on the roadsides. He would get the City, County and State crews to leave some big snags when they were removing dead trees, and would create his works right there beside the roads. He did a trio of dolphins, leaping from the water, from a huge live oak stump that must have been 30' high. He also did a bunch of smaller pieces in one of the city parks, from some pines that had to come down. One of the most interesting was in the park. It was a cage with a ball inside. The ball was too big to get out through the bars, but was completely free inside so you could reach in and roll it around. I still ain't figgered out how he did it.
All of his work eventually rotted away, but it gave a lot of people great pleasure in the mean time.