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Re: Old Sayings…...
« Reply #820 on: February 15, 2016, 10:10:18 pm »
Does a cat have a climbing gear?

Are grits groceries?

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« Reply #821 on: February 15, 2016, 10:39:28 pm »
Quote from: ncsawyer link=topic=70413.msg1363069#msg1363069 date=1455592218

Are grits groceries?

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« Reply #822 on: February 15, 2016, 10:40:52 pm »

When folks complain about how cold it is up here on the north slope I usually tell them, "you're not kidding, I stepped outside with my cup of coffee and it froze so fast the ice was still warm." I'll admit I stole that one from Festus on Gunsmoke.
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« Reply #823 on: February 15, 2016, 11:45:20 pm »
 One I heard from time to time when I was younger went like this"I don't care what everybody says about you son, you ain't stupid" :)
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« Reply #824 on: February 17, 2016, 01:42:39 pm »
Looking at a different thread I thought of this old saying, don't know if its been on here or not.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

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« Reply #825 on: February 17, 2016, 03:56:16 pm »
My dad had a bunch of sayings,, 8)

As good as you are and as bad as I am, I'm as good as you are as bad as I am. :)
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« Reply #826 on: February 26, 2016, 11:41:33 pm »
sweet tea goes with everything and nobody eats till after AMEN :) maybe more of a southern thang ;D :) :) :)
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« Reply #827 on: March 24, 2016, 10:45:17 pm »
 
 "I can still do a good days work,  Just takes a couple days to do it."

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« Reply #828 on: March 25, 2016, 12:11:44 am »
a chicken has little bitty head and even it has enough sense to get in out of the rain :D
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« Reply #829 on: June 24, 2016, 07:13:20 pm »
Don't let your education get in the way of learning something.
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« Reply #830 on: June 24, 2016, 07:42:39 pm »
One I use at work is, "you can lead a machinist to a print, but you can't make them read it..."
Old doesn't bother me, its the ugly that's a real bummer.

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« Reply #831 on: September 21, 2016, 08:09:48 pm »
Engine who drink whole gallon of Sweet Tea by himself drown in his own TeePee.
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« Reply #832 on: September 21, 2016, 08:33:48 pm »
No sense being dumb if you don't show it!
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« Reply #833 on: September 21, 2016, 08:34:58 pm »
Goat Man,

You just insulted all Native Americans and the Whole South.  All with only one sentence.  Now, that takes real skill  :D
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« Reply #834 on: September 21, 2016, 09:55:26 pm »
hahaha I thought it was spelt Injun
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« Reply #835 on: September 21, 2016, 10:00:57 pm »
Goat Man,

You just insulted all Native Americans and the Whole South.  All with only one sentence.  Now, that takes real skill  :D.

 smiley_indianchief smile_banjoman the resident goat better be careful we like bbq down here too digin1 digin_2 musteat_1 :D :D :D
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« Reply #836 on: September 21, 2016, 10:09:14 pm »
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« Reply #837 on: September 22, 2016, 04:52:58 am »
The good Lord gave you two ears and one mouth.Look at the ratio .

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« Reply #838 on: September 22, 2016, 08:59:35 pm »
The good Lord gave you two ears and one mouth.Look at the ratio .
umm I have seen some people have 2 mouths one in front and one in the back and talk out of the back one a lot  :D :D

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« Reply #839 on: September 22, 2016, 09:01:09 pm »
The good Lord gave you two ears and one mouth.Look at the ratio .
umm I have seen some people have 2 mouths one in front and one in the back and talk out of the back one a lot  :D :D


Hey Coxy can you please stand up and turn around so that we can hear what you're saying  :D :D ;D
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