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Offline POSTONLT40HD

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« Reply #580 on: January 19, 2015, 10:58:26 pm »
That ain't funny HOLMES!  :D :D :D
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« Reply #581 on: January 19, 2015, 11:03:41 pm »
Guy at work today said he grew up with, from his mom " TAKE A SHOWER you smell like a goat!!   :)



Haw Haw Haw!!!    ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #582 on: January 19, 2015, 11:15:11 pm »
 :D :D :D I wondered how long before POSTON would show up.
old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm

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« Reply #583 on: January 19, 2015, 11:22:23 pm »
Old saying like that make me wanna fly off the handle!  bat_smailey

Talking about my smell? What chu trying to say Willies? I stink?  :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #584 on: January 20, 2015, 12:07:35 am »
If ya want to go downhill fast I'm your man ... When building a sled 
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« Reply #585 on: January 20, 2015, 05:30:14 am »
"month of Sundays"

Example;

It'll take me a month of Sundays to split all that firewood.

That's a good one that I haven't heard in a coons age! 
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« Reply #586 on: January 20, 2015, 08:33:27 am »
WM Fritz,

    I used to tell my son back when we had goats and when we had real bad weather I'd move our goats into his room except for the smell then I'd tell him, "Oh well, they'll get used to it after a while."
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Dad always said "You can shear a sheep a bunch of times but you can only skin him once"

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« Reply #587 on: January 20, 2015, 10:22:45 am »
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work." -T.Edison

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.

My mechanic told me "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your Horn louder"

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« Reply #588 on: January 20, 2015, 10:47:12 am »
If us kids got too rowdy in the house Dad would tell us "Get outside and get the stink blown off ya"

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« Reply #589 on: January 20, 2015, 11:47:36 am »
That was my Grandmother's favorite expression, Sprucegum.  One day she yelled that at my sister and me, and my sister in complete sincerity, lifted her arm and sniffed her armpit area and said to me, "I must have a Presbyterian under my arm." 
 
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« Reply #590 on: January 20, 2015, 01:31:35 pm »
Only thing wrong with that truck is the NUT behind the steering wheel
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« Reply #591 on: January 20, 2015, 08:07:59 pm »
My grandmother used to tell rowdy children to "go outside until I get time to shoot you!"

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« Reply #592 on: January 20, 2015, 08:27:13 pm »


My mechanic told me "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your Horn louder"

 :D :D :D
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« Reply #593 on: January 20, 2015, 08:58:40 pm »
You can't squeeze blood from a turnip.

As rare as hens teeth.

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« Reply #594 on: January 20, 2015, 10:37:25 pm »
Pertaining to be the wiser, "The old coon walks last" The old coons will let the young coons walk across a log etc. If they make it, then the old coon will go ahead and cross.
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« Reply #595 on: January 20, 2015, 11:01:48 pm »
Not sure if it's been posted yet but it pertains directly to me, "dumb as a box of rocks"  ;D

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« Reply #596 on: January 21, 2015, 02:14:55 pm »
Referring to something that tastes good:

Make your tongue slap your eyeballs out!
Boy, back in my day..

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« Reply #597 on: January 21, 2015, 09:03:00 pm »
The early bird gets the worm (but the second mouse gets the cheese)
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« Reply #598 on: January 21, 2015, 10:03:47 pm »
Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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« Reply #599 on: January 21, 2015, 10:06:19 pm »
(proberly already been said)

rode hard and put up wet
Boy, back in my day..