Author Topic: Re: Serious but Just Dumb stuff (Read 1625 times)

DanG · « **on:** March 11, 2004, 08:55:55 pm »

Thanks, Tom! I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one who wonder's about that.

I've also noticed, at every entry point to our State, there is a sign with a picture of an airplane on it. The text of the sign says, "Speed detected with detection devices." Well NO S**T!!

Tom · « **Reply #1 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:33:23 pm »

Why do you suppose warnings of reduced speed limits are worded "Reduced speed ahead" rather than "Reduce speed ahead". That extra "d" must make the sign cost more and I think it is border-line bad grammar too. It sounds as if "speed" is a noun ....a something....(??) Have you ever seen a speed? I wonder what a reduced one would look like?

I think I would rather be told to take my foot off of the excelerator with a sign that warns "Reduce speed" and save the cost of the "D" as well as the "ahead" part.

If they are trying to warn of a Reduced Speed Limit Zone, then they should be explicit about what the object of the verb is to be. I used to spend long moments on English tests trying to get this right, and now, I'm not sure what is right or wrong

......but, something about this really bothers me.

What education is required to pen hi-way signs, ....I wonder.

Furby · « **Reply #2 on:** March 22, 2004, 03:42:41 pm »

I guess you'll have to ask the guys in jail...........oh wait, that's license plates, never mind.

old3dogg · « **Reply #3 on:** March 22, 2004, 04:21:36 pm »

If you wanna work for the DOT I think all you have to do is show up a learn how to lean on a shovel.
I have seen "speed heads" way back in high school.
I think reduced speed was either the cheap stuff or when the pusher got busted.

wiam · « **Reply #4 on:** March 22, 2004, 05:42:22 pm »

Actually in VT there is a sign shop in a state prison. No I don't know this because I lived there, just visited.

Don't ask.

William

CHARLIE · « **Reply #5 on:** March 22, 2004, 09:04:59 pm »

You know what might be fun? Pen a letter to Jeb and explain the problem and ask him why. I mean, you'd think the government would want to set an example of good education.

Maybe a letter to the editor of the paper in Tallahassee would get their attention. Just explain the problem and politely request and explanation. Nothing much like a humerous but serious letter to bring peoples attention to something.

DanG · « **Reply #6 on:** March 22, 2004, 09:32:36 pm »

Well, I don't think we should bother Jeb with such trivialities, what with the election coming up, and all.

And I don't think writing to the Tallahassee paper would help, as nobody there can write, so I'm not sure they can read, either.

What really disturbs me, though, if I might climb upon the soapbox for a moment, is what they are doing, and not doing along I-10. There are areas where the shoulders drop off at about a 45 degree slope, going right into the trees!

There are no guard rails, so, if you run off the road, you DIE! These places are harvesting about 6 lives per year, in a 20 mile stretch! What are the state and federal DOT doing? They are pruning limbs from these 30 year-old Slash pines to improve the view of the countryside. They are also digging up the concrete ditch linings and replacing them with new concrete ditch linings, exactly like the old ones.

They are also digging up the grass on the shoulders and medians, and replacing it with new grass, exactly like the old grass.

A couple of years ago, they cut off all the bridge railings and replaced them with the new ones that you can't see through. I NEVER knew of anyone killed by the old bridge railings, nor did I ever know of any vehicles going through or over them. Why are they spending millions on these meaningless projects, while ignoring the killer trees and unguarded dropoffs? Your guess is as good as mine. :-/

old3dogg · « **Reply #7 on:** March 23, 2004, 02:03:30 am »

I always liked "slow children playing"
Is it their fault their slow?

Ron Wenrich · « **Reply #8 on:** March 23, 2004, 02:55:31 am »

There's also the cautionary sign of "Caution: Men at Work" or "Men Working". Being that's its DOT, that usually slows traffic, since most people don't believe it. Most often it should be "Caution: Man at Work - Others Watching".

Norwiscutter · « **Reply #9 on:** March 23, 2004, 07:49:52 am »

In michigan they have signs that say " Do Not Pass When Opposing Traffic Is Present"

old3dogg · « **Reply #10 on:** March 23, 2004, 08:12:31 am »

How about watch children?
How hard is it to drive when your trying to watch the kids in the back seat?!

Haytrader · « **Reply #11 on:** March 23, 2004, 09:27:48 am »

Here we have signs saying......
Watch for ice on bridge
Seems silly to watch for it in the summer.

Heck, there are a lot of times I have watched for it in the winter and haven't seen it.

Stan · « **Reply #12 on:** March 23, 2004, 09:50:02 am »

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Well, I don't think we should bother Jeb with such trivialities, what with the election coming up, and all. And I don't think writing to the Tallahassee paper would help, as nobody there can write, so I'm not sure they can read, either.

They only teach decoding in school nowadays. To teach reading you have to teach subjects that allow the student to understand what the words mean.

SawBilly · « **Reply #13 on:** March 23, 2004, 12:14:00 pm »

We got signs that say

"road closed when under water"

I guess it is for our occasional intercostal submairiner to keep them from hitting parked cars or something

Ron Wenrich · « **Reply #14 on:** March 23, 2004, 01:48:11 pm »

How about "Fine for Littering". I always thought littering was against the law.

Tom · « **Reply #15 on:** March 23, 2004, 02:08:07 pm »

I saw a $250 fine sign on an invalid parking space today. Now that's pretty fine.

By the way.....how do you pronounce "invalid"? That space looked ok to me.

Do you realize that folks pay $30 or more to have an "invalid" sticker on their tag here? Man, if someone said I was invalid, I'd slap him up side the head. :-/ Heck, I got a birth certificate.

Swede · « **Reply #16 on:** March 23, 2004, 05:23:09 pm »

Turning out to a road I often can se a 90-sign after 100 meters. After 100 meters more there is a 70-sign!
I cant understand why that 90-signs are there. If I had a car accelerating 0-90 in 100 meters I wouldn´t see ANY signs.

Did you get that a 90-sign says max. speed 90 km/h?

1 km = 0,6214 mile /1 mile =1,609km.
1 meter = 3,2808 feet/ 1 feet = 0,3048 meter

Keystone · « **Reply #17 on:** March 24, 2004, 04:33:55 am »

Guess I'll add my 2 cents worth to this....alot of little towns around here (southcentral Pa.) have signs saying..."speed electrically enforced"....huh? What, if they catch you speeding, they give you a jolt of juice to teach ya a lesson or sumptin'? I think it was supposed to say "electronically"....

Another one....."Hidden driveway ahead".....

again. Why would someone hide a driveway? And even if they wanted to, who wants a sign telling eveyone where it is that you hid it? Points to ponder for you all.

pappy · « **Reply #18 on:** March 24, 2004, 09:14:18 am »

What's dat up duh road A....Head

Stop!!! A....Head

old3dogg · « **Reply #19 on:** March 24, 2004, 09:54:34 am »

Here in Pa they put up these signs that yell at you while driving.
"slow down!save a life!"
"buckle up next million miles"
My favorite is.
"high dui crash area"
Why do I need to know this?

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