Author Topic: Solved Sweet Gum (Read 5911 times)

Don P · « **Reply #60 on:** November 06, 2003, 06:31:11 pm »

Well now I'm awful confused cause I didn't think that Coleoptera was an eskimo, but then you threw in that bit about the girl being a polygramist and it brought to mind that Gwenever a rustlin her bustle over in the burnin woods which are summersville east of west by God Virginia.
Hmm, is it just " west by God" of the southern mountains

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If that Amber had a stayed at home in some dark holler instead of goin to the land of ice and snow she'd of probably never been striked by that awful flu-a.(ok, Liquidamber Styraciflua, its been a long day

) But now if that gum chewin Amber is a redbone she is one purty gal and I believe I'd keep aholt of her. I'd take her up to that five step dryin out clinic by the Interlaken grainery and get her off that stump water rather than holding her feet to the fire. A good abrasive scrubbing might shine up some ribbons and stripes and prove to be some of the best window dressing in town.

Greenman · « **Reply #61 on:** November 07, 2003, 06:51:23 am »

Ya know, Louis Armstrong was from Loueezianna. He's probly blowin' a mean horn in heaven now. Maybe somebody should talk to him.

Mark M · « **Reply #62 on:** November 07, 2003, 06:56:34 am »

Wasn't he the first fella to land on da moon?

Greenman · « **Reply #63 on:** November 07, 2003, 07:07:24 am »

Da moon's purdy close to Heaven, ain't it?

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #64 on:** November 07, 2003, 07:18:27 am »

I don't know for sure their exact proxzimmity, but I'm confident they are both a loong way from Texas.

I think I read somewhere somewhere that that (hows that for a that that, Tom?

) Armstrong feller learned how to toot by scaring the sheeps out of the meadow and the cows outa the corn. I believe that that (

)was when he was a little boy.

Texas Ranger · « **Reply #65 on:** November 07, 2003, 08:12:51 am »

He was one a them Blew Men?

DanG · « **Reply #66 on:** November 07, 2003, 08:56:05 am »

Naw, he weren't blew, he were black. But he wrote blew songs about the moon. First was Blew Moon, then, a little later in the month when the moon had moved a bit east, it were Blew Moon of Kentucky. He got rich off of Bill Monroe's sangin'. Along about that time, another Bill, Bill Ouija, came up with this idea for a special board, and he got rich too. He called it "The Billboard" and sold a million of'em. They're all over the place.

Tom · « **Reply #67 on:** November 07, 2003, 02:36:51 pm »

Br'er Norm
Neuter demonstrative pronouns indicating emphatic repetition
of the idea expressed by a previous word, verbal auxiliary, conjunction, adjective, pronoun or adverb in a sentence, regardless of the cumbersomeness, deserve acknowlegdgement. I'm sure happy to see you unembarrassingly join with me in the visible recognition of the art of double words.

Please don't throw me in the briar patch!

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #68 on:** November 07, 2003, 02:45:13 pm »

Well Thanks , Tom, for your kind words and good indentures, but I wouldn't feel right joining up with a group of agnoginists even of the elite demonination being a protestant myself.

Minnesota_boy · « **Reply #69 on:** November 07, 2003, 02:45:31 pm »

Hey Tom,
I'd be the first to admit that that "that" has really gotten a workout on this forum.

Texas Ranger · « **Reply #70 on:** November 07, 2003, 03:00:41 pm »

Agronimists are Protestants? Who'd a thunk it.

Tom · « **Reply #71 on:** November 07, 2003, 03:17:29 pm »

Br'er Noble,
That was sure nice of you to recognize my pretty teeth. They are quite functional too, I might add.

Sorry to hear of your prostate. I guess that comes with age. I wouldn't ask you to agnosticate, speculate or expectorate unless we happened to be in the out of doors. Is That elite dominion close to the Dominican republic of the Caribbean? I went to nausea once. It's a pretty place with clear blue water, pretty girls and cheap drinks. I never been so calypsoed in all my life.

Don,
Those Agronomists ought to go get themselves checked too. I know it's an uncomfortable test but it beats having to take that waterfall pill, Niagra.

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #72 on:** November 07, 2003, 05:36:00 pm »

Don and Tom,

Unless it's a fignewton of my imagination, the two of you seem to be confuzed on three or two things.

First of all, an agronomist is just like a normal guy in his belief in God, he is just a little salubrious about him ever being in Texas.

Second of all, I would only talk to my rector concerning the health problems that you excruded to as he specializes in answering rectorial questions.

An additional note of interest, Tom:

I tried to write a line with three conscriptive thats in a row--------I done it and redonedit and redonedit over again but one of them thats that I done always seemed superfiliment.

Paul_H · « **Reply #73 on:** November 07, 2003, 07:59:14 pm »

Boy,Tom almost had things back on tropic,then he gave Noble a bum steer.I'm glad that with all the expectorates,and agnosticates,and reprobates mentioned above,nobody brought up explumageate.

Stan · « **Reply #74 on:** November 08, 2003, 03:44:05 am »

Explumigate? Speak english'n just say prunes.

Paul_H · « **Reply #75 on:** November 08, 2003, 05:50:26 am »

It's Nor Ouijan

Jeff · « **Reply #76 on:** November 08, 2003, 07:12:29 am »

Ok. I gotta step in here. Yall can talk about all this scientific stuff thats way over my head but I draw the line when you start in about talking about the occult. Those DanG Nor Ouijan boards are bad news. You start playing with one of those and no telling who you goona get a hold of. You may think yer trying to contact Coleoptera and you end up with a direct line to luficer.

Texas Ranger · « **Reply #77 on:** November 08, 2003, 01:13:59 pm »

Ya got to watch them Rectors, my last rect DanG near kilt me.

Mark M · « **Reply #78 on:** November 08, 2003, 04:07:32 pm »

Say - we got summa dem Nor Ouijans round here too. They are a funny bunch who sellabrate da Fort o' July in da middle of May. We got Chermans here too, lots of dem way down sowth by Strassburg where dat Lawerence Welk fella came from. We also got lots of them agronomists, specially in the far east (Fargo). But I think I am da only Meth-o-dist in da bunch.

Mark

Oh yeah, speakin of indentures, I'm da first person in my family to make it past 40 and still have my own teeth.

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #79 on:** November 08, 2003, 05:41:26 pm »

Mark,

You probably didn't chew a lot of sweet gum when you were growing up thus maintaining your indenturedness.

That Lawerence Welk and his assistant Myron were the ones what invented polka dots weren't they?

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Author Topic: Solved Sweet Gum (Read 5911 times)