Author Topic: Solved Sweet Gum (Read 5912 times)

Paul_H · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2003, 06:40:07 pm »

I thought that Jehosaphat jumped or something along the lines of Joshua blowing down the walls :-/ I just checked Kings and Chronicles and couldn't find anything of the sort.

Now I'm wondering where that saying originated from?

But we're getting off track.Coleoptera,she came from SE of Texas.

Tom · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:03:10 pm »

Jehosaphat was a wealthy king of Jerusalem. One day an army from the east march on Jerusalem to take his gold. Jehosaphat told the people not to worry that the battle would be his and Judas's on the following day. The people let out a joyous cry "Great Jumping Jehosaphat" .

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Jehosaphat, King of Judah, was said to have lept up from his throne whenever he saw a torah scholar and embraced him and kissed him, calling him "Father Father!" and "Rabbi! Rabbi!"; and "Mari! Mari!" (i.e., "My lord! My lord!" in Aramaic.
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Paul_H · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:07:52 pm »

And I'll bet that the gold was hidden in Noah's Ark of the covenant,huh Tom

Tom · « **Reply #23 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:33:06 pm »

Actually because of its weight, the anchor of noah's ark was made of gold. It dragged on the bottom after the flood and hung up on Arrarat and jarred Noah so bad that he convened with the lord to beg for his life. They arrived at a miscible agreement only if Noah would rename the Ark to "The Ark of the Covenant" to honor this convening. It was previously called by Noah, "The Arc of a Circle" but God never did like that.

Paul_H · « **Reply #24 on:** November 04, 2003, 07:45:01 pm »

Tom,I don't know where you are gideon your information,but you might want to run for cover!

DanG · « **Reply #25 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:02:16 pm »

So the gold anchor hung up on Arafat? I knew he was old, but, Jeepers! Maybe that explains why he wears a tablecloth on his head.

Tom · « **Reply #26 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:06:56 pm »

All them Philadelphians wear those tablecloths on their heads. That's why there's no red-necked philadelphians.

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #27 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:28:23 pm »

I was there the Sunday they told about Samson putting all them critters on the big boat and Joan of deArc giving him a haircut. It caused him to go blind or have visions of sugarplums or sumpthin.

Tom · « **Reply #28 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:32:00 pm »

I know sampson had a problem with his haircut, but, I was always told that that (double word sentence) wasn't what made you go blind.

It's got something to do with Bait'n fish hooks.

DanG · « **Reply #29 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:38:07 pm »

Yeah, I heard he was a master at that.

Paul_H · « **Reply #30 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:40:00 pm »

I think he died having a piller fight.

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #31 on:** November 04, 2003, 08:50:40 pm »

I think you guys might be getting confused with Joaner ( not the same as joaner DeArc) Joaner was the fish bait guy. God told him to go someplace to do something but he said " No, I think I'll go fishin"

DanG · « **Reply #32 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:00:04 pm »

I thought he was the one that slew all them Philadelphians with the jawbone of his ass....or was that Jeremiah D. Bullfrog?

Paul_H · « **Reply #33 on:** November 04, 2003, 09:05:32 pm »

Careful DanG,he was a good freind of mine.

Norm · « **Reply #34 on:** November 05, 2003, 04:06:35 am »

Paul is he the same one that always brings wine to the party, you know the one where it never runs out. He must be related to the fish guy cause the fish lasted a long time too.

Tom · « **Reply #35 on:** November 05, 2003, 05:23:53 am »

That's some story, Dang. I don't believe it. You know you don't have a Jawbone in your Ass.

Paul_H · « **Reply #36 on:** November 05, 2003, 06:45:33 am »

Shouldn't need it with grits.My understanding is you hardly need to chew them in the first place.

DanG · « **Reply #37 on:** November 05, 2003, 08:03:56 am »

Well, that's just what I heard, Tom. I really don't know where he kept the thing.

Bro. Noble · « **Reply #38 on:** November 05, 2003, 10:36:19 am »

Well, hate to spoil the fun, but back on topic--------

See this here Adam and Even were strolling through the garden when she offered him a piece of gum. He asked was it sugarless and she said it was sweet gum. God had put him on a diet and he wasn't supposed to chew sweet gum. Well I'm not real sure that's factual, might have been so he wouldn't get cavaties. Anyhow after that God made them wear fig leaves to keep from getting incandescent exposure.

Paul_H · « **Reply #39 on:** November 05, 2003, 11:14:10 am »

I thought the topic was Coleoptera. :-/ Seems she was caught in a real love triangle. First,the Roman emperor,Julius seezer,then Marc Anthony barged in and stabbed him in the back,with the help of some Senators(I think Teddy might have been involved,or they used his jawbone or sumpthin)

They may or may not have been chewing sweetgum,but I think they were wearing fig leaves and were drunk on wine made by some frog(s)

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Author Topic: Solved Sweet Gum (Read 5912 times)