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Offline Burlkraft

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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2011, 09:42:19 am »
4 and 20 turkey buzzards baked in a pie.............
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #21 on: October 22, 2011, 10:56:18 am »
Quote from: ellmoe on October 22, 2011, 07:19:12 am
   Constant harrassment will usually send them off to another roost.

Hasn't worked for me yet - I'm still employed :D
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #22 on: October 22, 2011, 12:15:34 pm »
Take the eye off of your dish and sit there with the 12 guage and pepper the SOB's when they come to roost.  They will get the hint one way or the other.  ;D  Them sucker will even eat the bear bait we put out in the spring....  >:(
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #23 on: October 22, 2011, 02:55:52 pm »
Quote from: Rocky_Ranger on October 22, 2011, 10:56:18 am
Quote from: ellmoe on October 22, 2011, 07:19:12 am
   Constant harrassment will usually send them off to another roost.

Hasn't worked for me yet - I'm still employed :D

   Must be a guberment worker!  ;D
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #24 on: October 22, 2011, 07:46:42 pm »
Quote from: Burlkraft on October 22, 2011, 09:42:19 am
4 and 20 turkey buzzards baked in a pie.............

Pass  :).
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #25 on: October 22, 2011, 10:50:14 pm »
Quote from: ellmoe on October 22, 2011, 02:55:52 pm
Quote from: Rocky_Ranger on October 22, 2011, 10:56:18 am
Quote from: ellmoe on October 22, 2011, 07:19:12 am
   Constant harrassment will usually send them off to another roost.

Hasn't worked for me yet - I'm still employed :D

   Must be a guberment worker!  ;D

I resemble that remark 8)
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #26 on: November 02, 2011, 07:28:12 pm »
Well, to end the story of the buzzards and DirecTV.....all the buzzards survived.  Turns out I had a dead deer down in the gully below my house, and they were using my satellite dish as a rest stop between meals.  I found one old carcass, and one newly dead small fawn, and moved the bodies well away from the house.  I couldn't smell them from the house, but obviously the buzzards could.  Anyway, the DirecTV guy replaced some worn out stuff on my satellite dish, so it wasn't the buzzards roosting that created the problem after all.  Live and let live, now that I have NFL network again.
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2011, 07:46:35 pm »
Go Lions!
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2011, 08:35:21 pm »
Lions are sleepin in this weekend.  ::) ::) ;)
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #29 on: November 02, 2011, 09:05:22 pm »
Yea, I might have to watch da packers.
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Re: Buzzards and satellite TV
« Reply #30 on: November 02, 2011, 09:23:03 pm »
The Lions were always a favorite team of mine.  They really got it going now.  Watch out, Pack.
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