Author Topic: Buzzards and satellite TV (Read 1167 times)

doctorb · « **on:** October 20, 2011, 08:35:44 pm »

Lost 90% of my DirecTV reception a couple of weeks ago. Been through all the tests. Everything points to a malalignment of my dish. I figured that it was from all the high winds we had in September. Wrong. I noticed about 3 weeks ago that a group of buzzards had taken a liking to my roof, chimney, and dish. I was away last week, my wife says they've been roosting there for the last 3-4 weeks for part of the day. Toady, my deer hunter confirmed that they spent quite a bit of the morning sitting up there doin' nothin'.

The DirecTV guy is coming Tuesday to realign the dish. What's the lifespan on these buzzards?

pigman · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:43:26 pm »

Try not to hit the dish when you shoot.

sprucebunny · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:44:55 pm »

And don't stand under the eaves when it rains for a while !

WDH · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:48:59 pm »

Buzzards are protected, aren't they

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Uh oh

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red · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:52:43 pm »

i am thinking fishline

thecfarm · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2011, 08:59:04 pm »

I am thinking 3 S's.

beenthere · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2011, 10:31:58 pm »

Quote from: doctorb on October 20, 2011, 08:35:44 pm

................ What's the lifespan on these buzzards?

It would be some short, if sittin on my dish.

isawlogs · « **Reply #7 on:** October 21, 2011, 09:21:00 am »

Quote from: doctorb on October 20, 2011, 08:35:44 pm

What's the lifespan on these buzzards?

Depends on what hits them! The 3 S rule applies here.

iffy · « **Reply #8 on:** October 21, 2011, 12:04:25 pm »

Have you tried taking a shower?

doctorb · « **Reply #9 on:** October 21, 2011, 12:35:05 pm »

doctorb · « **Reply #10 on:** October 21, 2011, 02:24:31 pm »

Yes, turkey buzzards are protected under the Migratorty Bird Act of 1918. I am not one to take a member of a protected species without some thought.........OK, that's enough thought. If they want to remain protected they better get some kevlar feathers!

Jeff · « **Reply #11 on:** October 21, 2011, 03:07:35 pm »

I would think you should be able to rig some sort of deterrent up to stop them from landing. Maybe a couple of Mylar helium balloons might do the trick.

Patty · « **Reply #12 on:** October 21, 2011, 05:41:44 pm »

We had a problem with birds in our garden. They would land on the posts that support the tomato plants and then poop all over my nice ripe tomatoes.

To solve this problem, I bought a pinwheel for each post and taped them on. The birds couldn't land on the pinwheels and had to fly away. Problem solved! I think the spinning pinwheels made enough noise to keep the deer away as well. So now the deer are over in the orchard snacking on apples, and rubbing all the bark off my trees. Grrrr.

isawlogs · « **Reply #13 on:** October 21, 2011, 06:58:09 pm »

Patty , apple pie after a venison supper would be in order

Taylortractornut · « **Reply #14 on:** October 21, 2011, 07:36:41 pm »

Google Farmtek and growers supply. THey sell stuff to gardeners and farmers and other building types. They have a whole section on bird deterents. My favorite is a tape that has positive and negative leads in them and can be charged. Works on crows good. Another thing a friend did was soften a carpet tack strip and screw it to the rim of the dish.

Theres an old house next to the easment of the landfills drivveway. THe old house had a window left open on it and some roosted in it a few weeks. I was in a Mack comming out and the buzzard was flying out headed for my grill. He wasnt gaining any altitude and the buzzard barfed all over my shiny Mack. After he unloaded he flew over the truck and dumpster both. Nothing kills the mood for lunch and regergetated armadillo. After that we put up fishing cord across his path.

WDH · « **Reply #15 on:** October 21, 2011, 07:55:52 pm »

Doc,

At least you gave it some thought

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Reddog · « **Reply #16 on:** October 21, 2011, 11:25:39 pm »

Google Bird spikes They work well to keep them off perch areas.

SwampDonkey · « **Reply #17 on:** October 22, 2011, 05:05:56 am »

Quote from: isawlogs on October 21, 2011, 06:58:09 pm

Patty , apple pie after a venison supper would be in order

Venison makes the best minced meat, use some of those apples to.

SwampDonkey · « **Reply #18 on:** October 22, 2011, 05:08:19 am »

We have those turkey vultures making their way up here the last decade or so. They compete with the raven. I'd rather have the raven.

I must say, I have never seen a raven or vulture on a dish before. Someone might be throwing out food scraps nearby and this is their view point.

ellmoe · « **Reply #19 on:** October 22, 2011, 07:19:12 am »

Constant harrassment will usually send them off to another roost. If left alone, your roof may become the favorite gathering place. If there is any "attractive" aromas in the area it will increase the appeal for these avian garbagemen (excuse me, avian sanitation engineers!). I had a flock of 100+ try to establish a roost in my yard. Running them off several times a day, (yelling, running at them, bb's, etc.) finally sent them down the road. (sorry, neighbor).
Mark

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