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Offline Nate Surveyor

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How Not to get logs
« on: March 12, 2008, 12:13:17 pm »


Wasn't me, but I am proud of whoever did it! And, thanks to my buddy Hoss, who took the pic. I was proud of him, because he said he THOUGHT of me, when he took the pic!

They had to CUT the tongue off of the truck, because AFTER they went into the rest area, and came out and TRIED to go, it had ALL fallen down! The tongue was all kinked up.

Say, how many logs can you get into a VW bus?

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2008, 12:40:11 pm »
Look how they chocked up the wheel. :D :D Like its really gonna roll away. :D
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2008, 12:46:02 pm »
Ouch!
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2008, 12:55:01 pm »
Lookin' at da tires, I'm thinkin' there might be a little bendin' goin' on under da trailer too.  ;D

I been known ta do stuff like this  :D why make 2 trips when you might make it home in one.  :D
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2008, 03:05:15 pm »
That pine much be really heavy stuff, eh? Hardwood would really do a number on the old girl. :D

Broken down Bronco Bruce.  ;D

Pre-commercial thinning pays off. :)

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2008, 03:22:52 pm »
If there was still snow and ice on the ground, they could have skidded it home!  ;D
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2008, 03:49:31 pm »
i would thank you guys to stop making fun of my ,...........i mean others mistakes. :-[

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2008, 05:12:18 pm »
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Hey SD,

How did you know I had an old Ford Bronco that had 243,000 + miles on it before everything started leaking at once?  Had that thing for 13 years before it basically gave up on me.

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2008, 08:30:40 pm »
oops...crash course in structural engineering there..


I'll take the logs tho'...
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2008, 09:23:32 pm »
Look how they chocked up the wheel. :D :DLike its really gonna roll away. :D

 :D, safety first  ???
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2008, 09:31:43 pm »
 :o A friend of mine says that whether you go to college or learn the hard way, educations cost money. ;) :D

I don't know what kind of pine that is, if it was around here, it would be red pine. Not exactly as light as white. ;)


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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2008, 09:43:17 pm »
It looks like a taco. :D
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2008, 10:35:22 pm »
From the height of the uprights they could have been planning on a bigger load. :o  Or maybe they lost some already. ::)  One question, did they pull their plate on the trailer?  Maybe they are going to cut their losses and run. :D
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2008, 10:36:34 pm »
As much as I detest the DOT cops around here, deep down I know that they are there to try and protect everyone from people like this.
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2008, 11:23:57 pm »
  How much do they have there bout 26,ooo lbs?Why are the tires not flat?

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2008, 11:25:58 pm »
Why are the tires not flat?

Cause the tars ain't holdin it up no moah! Dem logs is sittin on de groun!

(In my best larned cajun english!)

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2008, 01:49:41 am »
  How much do they have there bout 26,ooo lbs?Why are the tires not flat?

Now if we could only find the owner and obtain the correct wieght, we could take guesses on the wieght. The one closet to the correct wieght could win a prize. :D

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #17 on: March 13, 2008, 03:22:35 am »
I only blew two tires last time i loaded my trailer that full   :-[  :-[
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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #18 on: March 13, 2008, 06:37:09 pm »
Why are the tires not flat?

Cause the tars ain't holdin it up no moah! Dem logs is sittin on de groun!

(In my best larned cajun english!)

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Re: How Not to get logs
« Reply #19 on: March 13, 2008, 07:04:24 pm »
It might just be me, but I don't think you are supposed to fell the trunks across the trailer...loads faster that way tho'...
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