Author Topic: You can tell yer spouse owns a sawmill when............ (Read 3373 times)

Chet · « **on:** January 13, 2007, 01:35:56 pm »

You can tell yer spouse owns a sawmill when........

Yer udder half uses a scale stick ta measure her crocheting

fstedy · « **Reply #1 on:** January 13, 2007, 02:41:09 pm »

Nice work. Does she sellem by the BF!!!

Patty · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2007, 03:25:44 pm »

You know your spouse has a sawmill when the wife can talk about peavy's and cant hooks to the log hauler!

Polly · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2007, 03:32:08 pm »

i keep my sawmill hid in the barn do yuall think i should tell my husband polly

Coon · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2007, 03:43:14 pm »

You know your wife owns a sawmill when she argues with da logger that the logs will only barely make 2x8's let alone you ordered for 2x10 logs . Logger left em for free anyways and had our load we ordered delivered by 4pm that afternoon.

TexasTimbers · « **Reply #5 on:** January 13, 2007, 03:45:31 pm »

This is gonna be one of them classic threads

You can tell yer spouse owns a sawmill when . . . . . they tell you that on the NEXT vacation, you have to hook the RV to the truck and not the Orange thing you're draggin all over the country "just in case".

thurlow · « **Reply #6 on:** January 13, 2007, 03:53:16 pm »

You can tell yer spouse owns a sawmill when ..........you make him undress in the garage because of the sawdust on his clothing; or when she gets out the hand-vac to vacuum out the washing machine before she can wash her clothing.

LIL · « **Reply #7 on:** January 13, 2007, 05:15:04 pm »

The first date he takes you on is to look at the mill he is about to purchase!!!

LIL

dutchman · « **Reply #8 on:** January 13, 2007, 05:56:59 pm »

He tells you he'll trim out that window in about 2 yrs.
After he drop the trees, cuts, dries, planes and edges,to rough
in the lumber.Think trim won't cost anything.

Jeff · « **Reply #9 on:** January 13, 2007, 06:33:08 pm »

When she gets one of these for Christmas...

farmerdoug · « **Reply #10 on:** January 13, 2007, 08:46:42 pm »

When you do not need to starch his clothes because the pine sap has set in the wash and does a much better job.

pigman · « **Reply #11 on:** January 13, 2007, 08:54:30 pm »

he's walking in the park he is looking at the trees instead of other pretty women.

Bob

Don_Papenburg · « **Reply #12 on:** January 13, 2007, 10:59:29 pm »

Bob that just means you is gettin old

You still should be lookin at both ovem. Or is that just a story you tell your wife? I swear honey I didn't see no hussy with no low cut blouse , I was lookin at the big white oak.

DWM II · « **Reply #13 on:** January 14, 2007, 07:15:28 am »

When you go canoeing in the local river and she is spotting and pulling on sinkers for her next honey do.

jgoodhart · « **Reply #14 on:** January 14, 2007, 07:22:00 am »

You can teel when yer spouse owns a sawmill when, she takes your clothes outside and beats up against a tree to get the dust out of them before they get washed

Bibbyman · « **Reply #15 on:** January 14, 2007, 07:53:28 am »

.... Also... because she needs a table to work on and a desk to set her pictures on...

Mr Mom · « **Reply #16 on:** January 14, 2007, 08:43:16 am »

Read the post from pigmam to my wife and she said that i dont have a mill and that is what you are doing already.
Who said you had to have a mill to lust after the neighbors trees.

Thanks Alot Mr Mom

Chet · « **Reply #17 on:** January 14, 2007, 10:31:15 am »

Yer udder half spots a stack of lumber while drivin' down da road , and about breaks her neck tryin' ta see what type of mill they got.

farmerdoug · « **Reply #18 on:** January 14, 2007, 11:06:03 am »

When you go to look for a new house and your spouse judges the value of the property you are looking at on what can be cut from the trees in the yard.

And spends more time talking to the neighbors to see if they would be interested in giving their yard trees away too.

saddletramp · « **Reply #19 on:** January 14, 2007, 08:10:00 pm »

When you innocently drive by a christmas tree farm and out of the blue She says NO!!!

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Author Topic: You can tell yer spouse owns a sawmill when............ (Read 3373 times)