Sounds like your source of info "knows" some stuff that he really don't know, Jimbob.

Pine isn't bad at all about checking. It is bad about staining, and attracting bugs, when left in log form. It's best to cut it as soon as possible, but you can still get nice lumber from most of it after it has aged for a while. Some logs will hold up better than others, and it is hard to predict which ones they are.
I have noticed that lumber cut from dry pine logs tends to dry straighter, but the quality of the lumber, overall, tends to be lower.
There are basically two kinds of stress that causes lumber to be crooked. Sometimes there is tension in the log that will cause boards to move. Some of this can be corrected with proper sawing techinques, but some boards are just gonna curl up, no matter what you do. The other is drying stress, where part of a board dries faster than another part. You can avoid most of this with proper stacking and air circulation. Some of this movement may correct itself as the emc of the 2 sides equalizes.
You'll want to flat-saw those 2x8s, so you'll need to turn the log/cant as you saw. Be sure to get a mill that will allow you to do that. Those little chainsaw mills are not expensive, but it still deserves a good long think, before choosing one.
