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Offline Archive retrieving test bunny

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Spammers?
« on: July 22, 2006, 10:20:27 pm »
Are we welcome? I would like to try to sell you some stuff if thats O.K., well, it really doesnt matter if its O.K. because I'll try anyhow.  You probably could live without my stuff but you wont be near as happy without it. I can make things slower, faster, better, and even longer.  I sell pop up stoppers that generate pop ups and I sell adware programs that create more adware and I also have a way to send you hundreds upon hundreds of emails everyday in case you have a virtual stove that burns email. I can help raise your temperature for sure. ;D

I love you. I love you all. Please vote for me in your next local election as I have also paid for (From my spamming job)  $1.45 a piece for 10,000 signs to stick in your lawns while you are reading my email. Thats not including the sticks now, the sticks were 45 cents versus 60 cents for wire. THANK YOU WOOD PEOPLE!  If I win, I promise to come by before the next election and renew your sign (My sign), if I loose, well, yer just going to have to mow around it.
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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2006, 10:22:23 pm »
 ??? ??? ???

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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2006, 10:23:29 pm »
Sounds like our local politics.

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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2006, 10:23:45 pm »
It's a ruse, Furby.   He's trying to sell you Hoover's.   I know.  I gave him your name.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2006, 10:24:51 pm »
"HE" already had my name and don't forget who I used to work for! ;)

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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2006, 10:25:08 pm »
 ::) ::) ::)

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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2006, 10:55:43 pm »
Me thinks the Boss is having some fun.
Sounds like the Win Anti Virus and Drive Cleaner Pop Ups I just got rid of today.
You know what I would like to do to them people.
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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2006, 02:51:43 am »

Ever been kicked by a fuzzy wuzzy bunny wabbit?

This sounds like the boss man ;D :D


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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2006, 05:59:44 am »
This must be stress relief is it boss?  ::) :D

Pre-commercial thinning pays off. :)

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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2006, 08:02:10 am »
 ;D   I needed to create a test membership in waiting in order to reset a number that was out of whack. Guess I got carried away in the moment. :)
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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2006, 12:46:16 pm »
Does that mean I don't get the lawn signs?  :'(

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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2006, 01:09:29 pm »
Tsk, tsk ....giving bunnys everywhere a bad reputation. smiley_evilbunny





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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2006, 05:29:35 pm »
hummmmm........ you can burn SPAM e-mails for heat in the winter??
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Re: Spammers?
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2006, 05:59:21 pm »
Yes, in your virtual stove. Should be plenty of heat for you guys in Florida.
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