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Offline ADfields

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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
« on: December 12, 2002, 06:58:59 pm »
 
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.




"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"




He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."






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Re: HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2002, 07:05:47 pm »
Ha! One of my Instructors, Doctor Paul, would have liked that one.   We had a student stand up in class and very seriously ask him "Does a fly land on the ceiling in a half loop or a half roll"?  Dr. Paul never slowed down, "Depends on how fast he was going", he said.
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Re: HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2002, 01:40:12 am »
Just as well put this hear as well.







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