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Missouri Gophers
« on: July 08, 2002, 04:38:00 pm »
We gotta do sumpthun about em. If you don't watch out, they sneak right in and dig 15,000 holes.

Please help us in this noble cause.

GET THE MISSOURI GOPHER



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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2002, 07:15:06 pm »
G'day Jeff,

Well I always wanted to know what a gopher looks like!!   ;)
We dont get them down here.  I got 490 at Level 5.
Man thats gotta hurt!  :D  Oh, and where do you come up with these ideas from?! :o
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2002, 07:44:44 pm »
BEAUTY !
Love the eyes  
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2002, 07:59:08 pm »
Son, you need a long vacation, you are not over the cabin fever just yet! ::)
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2002, 08:13:47 pm »
Jeff,

I'll be switched,

I havn't had this much fun nor attention since I got paged at the Super Wal-Mart up in Mt. Grove.

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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2002, 12:42:53 am »
Kiwi,

I tried and tried and tried and tried but could only ger to 440.  Oh well its really a stupid game and who has time for such foolishness anyway.

Jeff,

I'm sure glad now that I sent you a picture of that goofy lookin bald-headed knucklehead instead of me.  Boy that poor sucker sure needs a cap!

Noble
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2002, 01:38:57 am »
I tried to put one on him but it kept slippin off. ;D
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2002, 05:20:29 am »
I heared that if you cut your hair short that your cap would stay on better.  I think that your'n is a bit too short. :D  
 Q?.  Those "Down under" do they see the botton side of the gopher?
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2002, 06:28:57 am »
When I was leaving church the other day the preacher asked me if his crack about bald guys offended me.  I told him not in the least.  That if he aimed to offend me he would have to do it at the very beginning of his sermon before I fell alseep.  He asked me if I had somehow got the notion that Hell had been air conditioned.  

I just can't stand smart alecs.

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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2002, 08:04:23 pm »
G'day Arkansawyer,

I couldnt possibly answer that..... but I will say hes not bald all over.
:D ;)
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2002, 09:14:25 pm »
I get more satisfaction out of Ben Ladens liquor store. 8)
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2002, 09:38:05 pm »
Check otu the Bin Laden liquor store site.  There are two shooting games to play, plus a Bin Laden version of "a night before Christmas"  I can post the web site address if you need it.

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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2002, 08:43:10 am »
My Uncle told us that God only made a few perfect heads and he had to put hair on the rest of them.  I think that was to compensate for his having grown threw his hair.

I like the imortality the forum assigns to members who join in the fun. Now Noble has his place.  When the USA goes after Ben Laden its pretty serious.  When he pops his head up things get hot real quick. Speaking of that, he hasn't popped his head up in a while, has he?  It makes you wonder If it might have been popped off. ;D
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Re: Missouri Gophers
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2002, 06:14:18 pm »
  pOPOff  I never knew he had a head  all i ever saw was hair
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